Beaten By Tour

When one goes away on tour with you university for example and comes back a broken man. A completely different person to how he left.
by lashinegun May 02, 2011
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The Beaten Beagle

The Beaten Beagle:

The arse of an older woman (that you can tell would have been a slurry in her day) that is saggy and visually obvious that it has experienced A LOT of pounding over its years.
The Beaten Beagle:

The arse of an older woman (that you can tell would have been a slurry in her day) that is saggy and visually obvious that it has experienced A LOT of pounding over its years.

Example:
James: What the... what’s with that old slurry’s arse?
Allan: She has been pounded so much the padding is loose in her arse!
Glenn: That boys, is a Beaten Beagle!!

James: *Vomits while fapping*
by Coondawgs December 17, 2017
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Beaten Docket

A betting slip that has not won.
His wife find a beaten docket in his sky rocket and sent him down the road.
by ParadigmYoutube February 18, 2019
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throw you a beaten

When some one says I am going to throw you a beaten they mean they are going to whip your ass.
If you hit me again I am going to throw you a beaten.
by Jodygirl November 16, 2007
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Beaten with an alligator

When a guy gets his penis stuck in a plastic you alligator and beats a chick in the face. To properly be beaten with an alligator you must he wearing alligator boots.
He is into some freaky shit. Ever since I have met him all he talks about is me being beaten with an alligator.
by Shshssbbs June 06, 2015
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Beaten Track

When said cock is mutilated with in a clamp stand
Coates falls into a clamp. Oh no! he has got a beaten track.
by MNNVCXZASDEWQ January 04, 2022
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