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No Balls Syndrome

To be stood over, to be pussy wipped, To be had by the balls
John are you coming out with the boys this weekend? No sorry i cant, i have no balls syndrome, i have to paint my girfriends toes and watch twilight.
by Gwiggy July 13, 2010
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No balls

A threatening insult used between two males by one challenging his peer to accomplish a childish, difficult, or embarassing task in order to question the existance of that male's genitalia.
"Hey Joe, I no balls you to eat some dog shit."
"Hey Tom, I no balls you to run around the block naked."
by Kyle Merritt July 12, 2006
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No-Balls Kid

A "male" who lacks gonads but at the same time is not a female. True to its name, the No-Balls Kid has an extremely high pitched voice due to its deficiencies. In addition, they tend to compensate for what they don't have by trying to act badass. However, this usually fails and they just end up looking even more like what they are.
???: Hey look at me guys! I'm the greatest effin' thing since.... who's the savior of Christianity again?
Avg Guy: Its Jesus, you douche.
???: Oh yeah whatever.
Avg Guy: Ugh... stupid no-balls kid
by kingofthekill March 31, 2009
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no balls

when someone tells you a dare, like "i dare you to lick the ground" and then says "no balls" after doing it, this means you must do it. there are no shortcuts. you must accept your destiny, and.. lick the ground. that is the way of the no balls tradition.

don't refuse or you're actually scared
hey,
"yeah?"
i dare you to kiss that girl
"nah"
no balls
"ok dang my bad fine"
by arkhell June 7, 2023
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no balls

Guy 1: "I wanted to know if she liked me, but im to much of a pussy to ask her in person, so I did it anonymously over formspring."

Guy 2: "NO BALLS"
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no balls

A rare medical condition, when the male lost his family jewels, usually as a consequence of cancer treatment
My boyfriend has no balls
That's not a euphemism
by dildo777 September 29, 2020
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DO IT YOU WONT NO BALLS

a phrase used to either call someone out, insult them, or dare them to do something.
teacher - "billy stop calling out or im going to have to call the principal."
billy - "DO IT YOU WONT NO BALLS!!"
this sinerio is usually fallowed by a call home and ditention.
by Fred Moran January 28, 2007
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