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strong badman

Comic book hero version of Strongbad. Full title reads "The Total Adventures of Strong Badman". Strong Badman fights evil with his sidekick, L'il Stiny.
"Stiny, get me a danish!" said Strong Badman
by jdallman September 7, 2003
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Wannabe Badman

A Wannabe Badman is someone who thinks there hard and big but lies about what they live about and they mainly pussys when it comes to saying bad stuff to people’s face

And they listen to the wettest uk drill known to mankind

they probably really Neeky aswell
Wannabe Badman - “ yo fam I chinged this yute from mitcham and all his friends are
Pussys “

In reality he’s probably the person who got run down by someone in there sliders and got dipped
by Wettie Don 2018 November 4, 2018
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Taking Badman for Saltbread

When you take badman for salt bread
"You see he touching up my girl? He like he taking badman for saltbread"
by xX_edgelord69_Xx November 11, 2018
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The Badman

This Ted Bundy-in-training is the ultimate skeeze of a guy. You can watch him trolling around every place he enters with the hunting intensity usually only seen on the plains of Africa on Animal Planet.

Preying on the weak, the young, and the slutty, this Badman is a magician of sorts -- poof! now you see him! poof! now you don't! Whatever bar you are at, the Badman WILL find you. Whenever you've had one (or seven) too many drinks, the Badman will appear to you.

His weapons of choice are cell phones, bowties, the work online scheduling center , Nyquil, and charisma. Highly intelligent, but uses it only for evil. Probably has a homely long-term girlfriend (bonus if she's a live-in girlfriend).

Synonyms for The Badman are Tony, Ted Bundy, Dexter, and Dennis. If you were to ask the Badman who he most relates to, he will tell you Genghis Khan. Yeah. Ok Badman.

Badman faves: Natty clothing, dandy hats & suspenders, shiny shoes, Jack Daniels, phones with 12-digit passwords, Range Rovers, gullible women (both girlfriends and others), and douchey health drinks.
"What happened after work last night?"

"Oh, the Badman (n) was texting me of course... he deducted what bar I was at from our conversation and magically showed up there 15 minutes later."

"That's the Badman (n) for you. But please tell me you didn't let him Badman(v) last night!"

"Wellllll..... what can I say? He's such a BAD MAN (adj)"!
by ohhey!gotchatony May 1, 2011
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URL Badman

A term coined by Lily Allen to describe troll/keyboard warrior/internet tough guy/virtual gangster
by Sir. B January 12, 2021
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The Batman jr grimes

A comic book based on British-australian actor rapper junior grimes (J grimes). Yes the arrogant douchebag internet kid. Though the book isn’t that bad as it follows a supposedly fictionalized version of junior grimes as he becomes the real life batman to solve the murder of a japanese prostitute which leads him to a cover up conspiracy tied to the mafia and an entire corrupt police department.

Though if one didn’t know any better they’d call it a batfleck love letter fanfiction since only junior would be obsessed enough to write stories about Ben afflecks batman.

The batman jr grimes (2018) is a graphic novel about celebrity junior grimes becoming the real life batman and involving himself in the plot of a real life comic book. Pretty good tbh 10/10
Nerd 1: omg Michael keaton is the greatest Batman

Nerd 2: pff in your dreams it’s obviously christian bale

Group of girls: omg you guys are so lame , junior grimes is the best batman outta all of em!

Fan: what’s your fav batman book?

Kevin Smith: the batman jr grimes
by Unusually late June 16, 2021
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The batman jr grimes

the batman jr Grimes is a badass take on the DC comics character where it takes artist license and goes in a different direction to what your used to seeing.

A batman so violent you’d think he’s the son of batfleck. this comic book is truly something else anyone who likes comics and batman MUST GIVE IT A READ!!!!!!!

the batman jr grimes (2019) is a graphic novel starring actor junior grimes where he becomes the real life batman

One man dresses up as his favorite superhero (batman) and takes on the mafia and the entire corrupt police department in his city in order to solve the murder of a japanese prostitute which is being covered up for some strange reason.

Unlike endless batman reboots *cough* (robert pattinson the batman) this is a fresh take and gives fans what they’ve been waiting years for; a violent batman solo story with enough realism and originality to be taken seriously.

That’s right, no aliens no gods or monsters just a gritty crime thriller whilst also focusing on the main protagonists (junior grimes) psychological turmoil.

A compelling crime thriller that transcends its own genre featuring “batman” sums up the batman jr grimes.

11/10 is what I’d rate it.

Matt reeves batman is trying something similar to this I hear, good luck living up to this masterpiece.
*batman being rebooted*

Robert pattinson: I’m vengeance

Fans: this isn’t what we wanted

Junior grimes: I’m the REAL DEAL....

Fans; *pee their pants in excitement*

Girls: yes you are daddy ;)

Robert pattinson: .......

Matt reeves: alright guys name your fav batman stor—

LITERALLY Everyone: the batman jr grimes!!!!!!
by Mister fixer June 19, 2021
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