babysitter hot

When a girl is decently attractive, but would only be seen as 10/10 gorgeous by a child if she were their babysitter that they had a crush on.
Guy 1: Dude, I just got head from Rebecca!
Guy 2: Eh, that's cool.
Guy 1: What do you mean "cool", she's so sexy.
Guy 2: I mean, she's just babysitter hot, I'd probably pass.
by bepis with no b February 19, 2018
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Absent Babysitter

The type of babysitter who will spend the night using your phone, eating your food, and ignoring your kids. In other words someone who may as well not even be there.
I always thought Louise was great with kids, but it turns out she's just another absent babysitter.
by The Captive Spirit August 24, 2010
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hot babysitter paradox

Your wife hires a hot babysitter but the only reason she's there is because you're not going to be
Eric is struggling with the hot babysitter paradox, at least his boys wont turn out to be gay!
by ILikeMushroomz September 23, 2010
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A slightly rude way of saying "no".
Friend 1: You and Jen have been broken up for 6 months now... would it be cool if I asked her out?

Friend 2: Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter? Asshole.
by gonsfootball February 10, 2012
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Daycare With no Babysitter

Used to describe a fandom (or group of people) that acts chaotic for no good reason.
Person 1: Hey, I heard ya got into a new fandom! How was it?
Person 2: Oh god, it was horrible, it was like a daycare with no babysitter in there. I'm only in it for the characters by this point.
by -msaw- February 16, 2022
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