The H.A.M.B.

The "Hokey Ass Message Board". An online community devoted to the discussion, appreciation and upkeep of traditional hot rod and custom cars.

I saw a photo of a tastefully done Model A roadster on duce rails over on the H.A.M.B.

by a H.A.M.B. member June 26, 2008

K.Y.H.O.M.P.B.

An abbreviation for keep your hand outta my pocket bitch!

Your at the mall and your girl wants to buy something expensive:
"Hey hoe, K.Y.H.O.M.P.B.! got it!"

by Cody reppin 520 September 9, 2007

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022

l.m.h.i.f.t.b.w.i.s.y.a.t.y.r

let me hit it from the back while i slap your ass till you're red

jessie: l.m.h.i.f.t.b.w.i.s.y.a.t.y.r
alex: what does that mean
jessie: let me hit it from the back while slap your ass till you're red

alex: oooooo bet

by dicksucker200 November 30, 2020

I.S.W.S.O.M.B.R.H.P.

Iis - wom - burp

If. She. Was. Sitting. On. My. Bed. Rubbing. Her. Pussy.

Guy #1: "Dude would you bone that chick?
Guy #2: "If she was sitting on my bed rubbing her pussy, then yes"

Guy# 1:"Yo Look at that girl... I.S.W.S.O.M.B.R.H.P.?"
Guy# 2: (nodding his head) "iswsombrhp."

by Mrdoumass May 25, 2009

H.A.M.B.

Stands for "Hokey Ass Message Board" Which is committed to spreading the gospel of traditional hot rods world wide. Member shun billet, smoothies, and bad imitations, such as "Ol Skool Rodz" Flat black with red wheels is usually frowned upon.

Hey man, did you see that thread about the Lonestar Roundup on the H.A.M.B.? Yep, Denise did a sweet job with the write-up.

by 38chev June 26, 2008

s w e e t h o m e a l a b a m a

The lyrics of this song (spaced out) are often used to remind a content's incest meaning, since it's a stereotype for Alabama people to not really care about the girl being their cousin.

Joe: "It was my sistah's birthday, so i kissed her as a gift!"
Dick: "s w e e t h o m e a l a b a m a!"

by JigglesTheDog February 17, 2017