1.) He was a total cutie! I thought he might be gay but then I realized he is awkwardly straight."
2.) I thought we were flirting, then his girlfriend came over. He is awkwardly straight.
2.) I thought we were flirting, then his girlfriend came over. He is awkwardly straight.
by Jryde June 10, 2012
Get the awkwardly straight mug.some new facebook fad where someone will put on their wall starting with that awkward moment and often times following it with something thats not awkward at all
fb status: that awkward moment when you miss the plane to go to Ireland
comment: thats not awkward that just sucks
comment: thats not awkward that just sucks
by weathrguy September 16, 2011
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by 2pedophiles June 18, 2011
Get the Awkward mug.A phrase that prefaces a Facebook status update that uses the word awkward in the same way most people use the word irony (read: incorrectly). Essentially, "awkward moments" are never awkward.
Person A: That awkward moment when you realize you will die alone
Person B: That's not awkward, that's sad and soul crushing.
As you can see, Person B is well read and has a firm grasp on the definition of the word awkward and that awkward moment when, Person A on the other hand is a sad plebeian who hasn't come to such realizations.
Person B: That's not awkward, that's sad and soul crushing.
As you can see, Person B is well read and has a firm grasp on the definition of the word awkward and that awkward moment when, Person A on the other hand is a sad plebeian who hasn't come to such realizations.
by Lexicomane December 27, 2011
Get the That awkward moment when mug.Akwood is when a guy gets a boner for no reason in an awkward situation. Awkwood occurs especially when one is sitting down or tired, and suddenly has to go somewhere or get up. Usually, it is noticed suddenly with incredibly bad timing.
Etymology:
“wood” stems from uses such as “morning wood” to indicate a hardened phallus.
“Awk” stems from Awkward, which is a key component of awkwood.
Etymology:
“wood” stems from uses such as “morning wood” to indicate a hardened phallus.
“Awk” stems from Awkward, which is a key component of awkwood.
1. I was asked to point out a city on the map in history, but i had a bad case of awkwood and refused to get up out of my seat.
2. I fell asleep in class and couldn't stand up and leave for the bell because i had awkwood.
3. My girlfriend dumped me because i had awkwood when i met her mom.
2. I fell asleep in class and couldn't stand up and leave for the bell because i had awkwood.
3. My girlfriend dumped me because i had awkwood when i met her mom.
by Dardude January 23, 2006
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by synthetic dreams June 17, 2007
Get the awkwarditity mug.To make someone feel awkward. To awkwardate someone; awkwardated (past tense) awkwardation (the procress in awkwardating someone)
by Cheryl Beryl November 6, 2007
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