Akrid

A large smelly city in Ohio where they used to manufacture tires.

Boy oh boy, it really stinks here in Akrid Ohio!

by Wizard of PA April 9, 2017

abridged

A shortened version of a book, document, etc.

>>Dude don't read that book! you can find an an abridged version of "The Odyssey"(Book) online

by Josh and Sotos November 28, 2005

Shahid Afridi

Pakistani cricketer, born March 01 1980. Infamous for hitting sixes, the highest strike rate in the world,the fastest century (37 balls) in one day cricket, and his powerful handshake.
Started playing on the international scene at the age of 16 and is a right hand batsman and legbreak googly bowler.
He has 9 siblings, is married and has 2 daughters.

Shahid Afridi is a flamboyant allrounder.

by Siyaadah April 26, 2009

Sword Art Online Abridged

Something Witty Entertainment's brilliant rewriting of Sword Art Online proper. It contains better pacing and characterization. The entirety of the player population are no longer absolute idiots, but just sort of idiots in comparison to most of the main cast. Best of all, it's absolutely hilarious.

"I just finished watching Sword Art Online, and now I feel robbed."

"Watch Sword Art Online Abridged. It'll make you feel a lot better."

by TheFantasticalFace August 18, 2017

aridae

probably one of the funniest girls you will ever meet. watch out boys, she's a heart stopper. absolutely irresistible. her name secretly means catfish.

hey i met aridae today, she's tiiiiight

by shabalabadingdong bob November 29, 2009

Aurilingus

Oral stimulation (kissing, nibbling, tonguing, etc.) of a partner's ear. Following the pattern of "cunnilingus," the word comes from Latin auris 'ear' + lingere 'lick.'

Not to be confused with the recent Urban Dictionary word of the day, "earlingus," which means the same thing, but somehow just sounds lowbrow.

Janisha: Terry gave me some sweet aurilingus last night! She said I tasted like chestnuts.
Xiuying: Hold on, you mean oral sex?
Janisha: Aural, yeah. It was hot.

by Epic Tetus March 6, 2015

Star Trek Abridged

A parody of the episodes of Star Trek (the original series) on Youtube, in which each episode is crudely dubbed over, yet still faithful to the storyline and shortened to 5 minutes or under. Similar to more popular yugioh abridged series and Sailor Moon Abridged series, but caters more towards stoners and trekkies (and especially trekkie stoners).

Stoner: Man that new Star Trek movie was sweet, I should watch the original series, but that'll take forever.
Trekkie: Watch Star Trek Abridged, you can watch a whole season of episodes by the time it takes you to watch one actual episode

by getHIGHwatchSTARTREKABRIDGED December 10, 2010