ASSIDENT

Having a wet fart, not making it to the bathroom in time, pooping your pants.

Yo dude whats that smell? Sorry bro I ran to the bathroom as fast as I could but had an ASSIDENT before I could sit down.

by jshiestydiety November 12, 2017

Assidicity

The weight, volume, and thickness of a woman’s rear end, a.k.a. “Booty meats”

Rhonda’s thang be thangin’; assidicity on 10!

by Willie Earl January 29, 2022

assident

Accidental buttsex

Tucker and Luka had an assident

by DexhatesRina May 24, 2011

Assident

When your ass/butt looks so good, it could cause a car/bike/boat accident.

Baby, please don’t stand too close to the road. You could cause an Assident wearing that.

by Gunz72 October 19, 2023

Naked Assiditis

When an animal licks off their furry sweatpants leaving their rear end naked

My cat suffered from naked assiditis.

by Nakeditis August 27, 2023

Assident

Similar to an accident but it refers to soiling yourself.

I was driving home and had an assident in my pants.

by Bigdadddyz August 24, 2023