asshoover

1. (v.) To suck on another person's anus. 2. (n.) A person who performs this act.

1. Honey, could you asshoover me please?
2. I heard Bill is an asshoover.

by Dracos March 22, 2003

assholery

The art of being an asshole without actually getting beat up for it. In fact, people like you more for being good at it. There are only so many people that can pull this off, and no two ever exist in the same room at the same time. The very nature of assholery negates itself in such a situation.

Dude, Tucker is a master of assholery. He's rude as hell, but everyone loves him.

by Tyler Lake August 25, 2007

ass hopper

some one who has many sexual encounters

Diego is such an ass hopper, he is always pullin up to that bumper and smacking that monkey

by bobby rules September 26, 2006

sasshopper

A person who is sassy but also has trouble focusing on one idea. His or her thoughts tend to jump around like the way grasshopper jumps around.

She's such a sasshopper, she changed her mind about what she wants to do tonight 3 times but told me to shut up when I moaned about it.

by ostrichlady January 16, 2017

Assholery

An act a person has done to be an asshole.

Emily took my last drink, her assholery has pissed me off!

by Rhys with influence of Jay October 14, 2019

hit the shit on that asscopter

get that fucker GOIN' right quick fer ya

the boy: dad i whipped the butter on medium
me: only on the medium there boy?? hit the shit on that asscopter!!

by pinkgummi May 12, 2018

Ass-Hopper

a VERY sexually active homosexual male

"What?! He was with 6 guys in ONE week?! What an ass-hopper!"

by Monica Flores February 2, 2008