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Assflames

Flames that come out of a persons ass when a lighter is put in front of the fart. Also a type of fighting style in a desperate attempt to win.

origin of the word: randomly sitting in French class drawing on Kenan's papers someone draws and ass and Aldo draws flames thus creating ASSFLAMES!
Murderer pulls out gun

Random person shoots an assflames from his/her anus to incinerate the bad guy
by BlackTransAmdude July 7, 2011
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assflow

1. The average amount of waste or fartiness ejected out a person's ass.

2. Total rubbish or spewing aggravating verbal nonsense.
. Dude, Jimmy Joe keeps farting, it smells terrifying. He must have an extraordinary assflow.

2. Okay okay we heard enough about your agitated drunken political views, stop the assflow.
by TrevorS September 1, 2006
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Cock Assly

Something done in a half assed, bull shit, sloppy, fucked up manner.
Did you go to the bachelor party in the woods?
The party was planned very cock assly, and everything turned to shit.
by The Roocifer September 12, 2010
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Assfleck

Ben Affleck, the supposed to be groom of Jennifer Lopez aka. J-Ho.

He won a oscar for a sceenplay and for a time was to marry Gwenyth Paltrow(A much better woman)
J-Ho is going to suck as Assfleck dry
by Anonymous October 21, 2003
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assflax

when your shit is stringy kinda and is able to weave into things such as string, rope, thread, etc.
Joe: whats that long trail of stringy stuff hangin out of your ass?
Bill: aww man i totally assflaxxed
by gumball323 July 15, 2010
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assflow

1. The average amount of waste or fartiness ejected out a person's ass.

2. Total rubbish or spewing aggravating verbal nonsense.
1. Dude, Jimmy Joe keeps farting, it smells terrifying. He must have an extraordinary assflow.

2. Okay okay we heard enough about your agitated drunken political views, stop the assflow.
by TrevorS September 16, 2008
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assflute

see Chris Caplinger,
a flute for the ass
Chris Caplinger is a huge assflute.


Chris Caplinger, a master assfloutist, enjoys rough prison sex
by chris April 1, 2005
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