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summer ass cheese

when it's 100 degrees out and you weigh 230 pounds and you go to the 7/11 to buy an extra-large fountain soda and by the time you get home there's an ocean of sweat between your ass cheeks going all up into no-man's land and you try to wipe it off with your shirt but realize it's too much so you grab some paper towels and wipe it away. then you smell the paper towels because for some strange reason you like the smell of your own ass.
Those pheromones you think you're attracted to are probably summer ass cheese.
by summer_ass_cheese July 23, 2022
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Summer Ass Cheese

when you're lying in bed all day because it's so hot out and you get thirsty and decide to go to the 7/11 but it's only next door and by the time you get back home it was so hot out your ass is now covered in smelly cheese.
My girl was interested until she smelled my summer ass cheese.
by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022
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ballin ass grilled cheese

(the fried sandwich, not the reverse teabagging thing.)

a grilled cheese that surpasses all others in every way. often cooked on campouts by Brewer.
brewer just made a ballin ass grilled cheese. it ruined my stove.
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Cottage Cheese Ass

A person with an ass so cellulite ridden, that the ripples of fat resemble curds of Cottage cheese. An extremely flabby ass.
I thought Sarah had a banging booty, but when I finally got her naked, I realized that she had a Cottage Cheese Ass.
by Dr Debacle January 2, 2007
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cottage cheese ass

When craters can be seen in a girls booty from it being too fat.
by drew/ryan August 27, 2005
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Cheese Ass

That horrendous sweaty and cheesy smell that your ass emits after a long session of sitting. The smell is reminiscent of a bad gouda or camembert, or a heavy brie. Can only be rectified by a good spray of deodorant directly unto the ass or a good shower after removing those horrific pants.
"Lad"
"Yes Pal"
"I've got a horrific case of cheese ass going on"
"Goodness me"
by LordDonnel January 16, 2019
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cheese ass well

when you shuv a entire cheese wheel into your ass so you can shuv a young man/woman named bread or jam in to your gaping ass
BRO DID YOU HEAR JAMES DID A CHEESE ASS WELL !!!!!
by gamming man 3D March 15, 2022
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