system of ascending precedents

a sequence of events wherein each event sets a new, higher standard that will act as a precedent for all subsequent events.
-As far as I know, this phrase has never been coined or defined before.

Bob tells funny stories and does spontaneous imitations at work. each one is a little funnier than the one before. his co-worker's expectations track with his performance so that now he has to maintain the gradient of improvement every time he opens his mouth or, - and this is the key- they will respond as if it was less funny than it really is. He has trapped himself in a system of ascending precedents.

by Kenneth A. Vaughan February 18, 2009

Ascencio

Is a very unique last name that some people have <3

maria ascencio is very hard working

by itzme123 September 24, 2019

Asensio

Some 12 year old kid who is obsessed with Marcos Asensio even though he’s just a sh1t Martin Braithwaite, he also loves everyone, and wants nud3s

Asensio told Sway that he loved him but ofc Sway aired him as usual

by Bald_Messi May 28, 2021

ascendin' funky

to be evolving and developing your personality and having all kinds of fun while goin’ to your higher self

We be ascendin' funky all day

by ultraxen3000 August 2, 2023

Aspersion

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Comes from the Latin word "Aspersio," which has a double meaning.

1. A derogatory remark or criticism
2. To asperse, or "sprinkle" holy water.

"Don't cast aspersions on my honesty."

by Forcy April 1, 2008

ascention

To ascent to a higher plane of existence. According to theories there are 7 planes on the path of human evolution. Ascention is the process you go through when you die, but only if you are far enough evolved. When you are ascended, you exist as pure energy, that can take several forms.

Daniel ascended when he died, he went through the process called ascention and he now exists as pure energy.

by Jafje February 12, 2007

ascertion

The state when a person is so convinced of their own self-righteous assertions that he or she will actually have a tangible feeling in their ass (variant of ass-certain).

I newed so much that Forrest Gump was a real person, I made an ascertion!

by TheWordSir June 26, 2009