Do you mind

The question that is asked when someone is seeking a yes but gets a no in response.

The "no" in response actually means a yes from the recipient of the question. I never use this question when I ask for a request because usually the response I get is a yes when I know they don't mind when the correct response should've been no.
This question can also be a cause for confusion in response when answered in the opposite way as said above.
All in all we know what the person is meaning to respond to this question.

Man1: Do you mind if I fuck your wife?
Man2: No!!!
Man1: No you don't mind or no you don't

want me to fuck your wife?
Man2: (scratches his head confused)
Man1: It's ok pal I knew what you meant.

Besides, I wouldn't fuck your wife

with your dick.

by cpetkunas March 04, 2019

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Just Do You

Be yourself and stop worrying about others. In other words, mind ya own bizness.

Friend one: She said my pants are ugly! Friend two: Just do you, boo. She ain't nothing.

by DTrumpsucks May 11, 2016

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how-do-you-do

(Noun) a prudish way of saying penis, used by Dr. Elliot Reid due to her aversion to using proper terms for genitalia.

Never let a man put his dirty how-do-you-do into your bajingo!

by Dr. Reid February 28, 2008

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do you swing

do you swing is a saying that’s usually said by your friends when your tripping and you usually reply saying mhhh and then you scurry away in the sunset saying i’m gone

dude do you swing

by asian man with rice January 25, 2022

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You Do You

A phrase that uses reverse psychology and passive aggressiveness to get someone to do exactly what you want them to.

Girl: I'm thinking of getting back together with my ex
Friend: Girl, you do you

(Her ex is a lying, cheating snake. No one wants them to get together)

by cadencealegra September 25, 2017

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