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arseclart

The ultimate put down. Someone who has all the redeeming features of a rhinos rear end. Derived from a combination of the phrases arse (meaning backside) and clart (meaning a person).
Bill: "I can't make it to the pub tonight"
Karl: "Oh, you arseclart!"

"Oh no, that arseclart just threw up in a taxi! What a mess!"

Famous arseclarts include George W Bush, David Cameron and Dido.
by Jamie Douglas March 7, 2007
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Arseling

An Englishman who's called an Ass
Arnold: You have come to this land from another
Joshua: Indeed I have, but I was born an Englishman

Arnold: we will let you stay but you will be an arseling of this land
Joshua: so be it, but I'll atleast be an Englishman
by Father Figure 69 August 9, 2016
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Areel

A person who is extremely annoying and puts way too much ketchup on his hamburgers at lunch
Person 1: You're such an Areel
Person 2: Wow that was really rude how dare you
by Cash_MNY October 7, 2019
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Arseole

Also known as asshole.
This word is generally spoken umungst British people whom can't seem to spit out the letter h while talking and it is replaced with a whistling noise.
Whistling noise, sounds like Herbert the Perverts from family guy when pronouncing a s sound.
This word can be found back unto 120BC.
Roots for this word have still been unsolved.
William love's tea, but he is such an arseole about it.

Woman: You're so mean!
Man: Well you're an arseole!

Woman
Man
by SnoopLoops April 6, 2017
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Narrative Arselicker

A person who arselicks the COVID media narrative because they think they'll be rewarded when the full dystopia is installed.
"Jimmy is such a narrative arselicker, he said if you go along with it on Twitter the government will treat you better."
by BABYEYES69 December 22, 2020
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arseclown

One who, while exhibiting the outward affectations of substance, worldliness & sophistication, is in fact a rank amateur with a fondness for plagiarism & convincing surfaces.

Of Scandinavian origin(akin to Icelandic klunni, clumsy person), or of Low German origin.
Did you see Anton James' entry for the International Arboritum Project? What an arseclown!
by Rene Deveraux January 4, 2005
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arselet

A very small but naughty, potentially evil child. Not yet big enough to be called an arsehole (asshole) but well on the road to perfecting this dubious talent.
The child just could and would not behave; he was a little arselet.
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