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the aristocrats

Title of infamous joke without a punchline. The setup, always the same, begins with a family pitching an act to a talent agent. The middle is improvised, with gross, incetuous and obscene sexual acts often the topic of choice. The joke ends with the agent asking what the bizarre act is called, and the family replies "the aristocrats."
"That doesn't make any fucking sense. Why is 'the aristocrats' funny?"
by Shurloque Homnes January 25, 2005
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Aristo-Cock

The cheap-as-shit, rot-gut booze post-consumptive effect which transforms an otherwise semi-reasonable, fairly cooperative, yet over-confident individual into a completely belligerent, abusive and self-destructive asshole.
Oh snap! He just polished off a full handle of Aristocrat! Here comes the Aristo-Cock...take cover!
by YAWA May 5, 2019
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Ariste

The greatest friend any guy could ask for. Highly animated, yet chilled. Comfortable in one's own skin.
person1: You are such an Ariste!
person2: Just returning the love, buddy.
cool friendly comforting compassionate bubbly
by Citrus Sweet February 4, 2010
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Aristea

aristea so good and beautiful... Also so damn hot and sexy....she looks crazy but when she get hot you will moan her name loud...so watch out...many guys want her, but she will love one....
Aristea the word of sexines and hotness.. Be careful....
by May 98 January 5, 2018
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aristotle

Perhaps the greatest philosopher of his time, and surely one the greatest philosophers of all time. Aristotle was alive in Greece from 384-322 B.C.

Aristotle is well remembered for his development of "logic." Do note that he did not (obviously) invent logic, however greatly influenced its progression.
His format on which he based his logic was used for centuries after his death -- and much is still echoed even today.

Specifically, Aristotle produced provocative arguments and commentaries centering around humanity and human functions. Among them: the singular lifestyle that, if adopted plurally, would yield true and sustained happiness to all -- forever. However, after hearing a lecture on the subject, you truly need not look any further than the utopias and dystopias illustrated throughout literature, such as in "The Giver" or "Brave New World." Aristotle's philosophy on 'true happiness,' perhaps original for its time, has become almost as common as a cliche' and just as easily passed off as "wishful thinking."

However, the beauty of logic is that it never actually needs to be congruent with realism.
Aristotle said:
"The individual, when isolated, is not self-sufficing, and therefore he is like a part in relation to the whole. But whoever is unable to live in society, or who has no need of it because he is sufficienct for himself, must be either a beast or a god."
by HB <3 SA May 4, 2006
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aristocrust

A gutter punk who rarely showers, but takes every other opportunity to improve their personal hygiene, while at the same time maintaining a level of technological superiority over other squatters by possessing such things as MP3 players, cell phones, even laptops, most of which is usually earned through (mostly) honest means. As a result, aristocrusts generally think themselves superior to other people living on the streets, but due to necessity must swallow their pride. Or get jacked for their shit.
"You call yourself a crusty kid?!"
"Fuck you, I'm an aristocrust."
by Meus Nex November 20, 2009
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aristocrat

A member of the ruling class; a very posh person.
Aristocrats are very easy to identify - the men look like inbred halfwits and the women look like horses.
Hated by everyone, even only slightly less posh people.
Charles is an aristocrat, as is Camay or Camisole or whatever her name is. Soon we will all be their subjects.
by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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