Appletude

When you've recently switched from iPhone to Android and no apps function on your new phone bcuz they Kno u fux wit Apple in the past= Appletude

This Android ain't shyt, All this APPLETUDE got me ready to switch back

by 805Fre$h209 September 20, 2019

apptender

The person at a restaurant who is responsible for managing all the online food ordering platforms.

No I'm not a bartender, I'm an apptender!

by reality416 January 19, 2021

applegamer27

Gamer

Wow your an applegamer27!?!
Yea dude!

by iAteGr4ndma April 12, 2021

Applecider

The best person ever

Person 1: Applecider is my friend
Person 2:I know! Cider is so cool!

by Spookydays July 11, 2021

applefaced

referencing the rosy apply cheeks of someone blithe, too naïve to appreciate life's pain, or unaware of it, and so they're always smiling and cheery

'I'm so upset, man, my parents are getting divorced,'
'Hey, cheer up pal! You'll be all right!'
'Jesus man, you're an applefaced fool.'

by gonkoja September 11, 2021

AppleRadio

A ship between alastor and Lucifer from Hazbin hotel
They are kind of enemies but like it’s a good ship I don’t ship it though
But it’s although very good
Idk why ppl ship it but it’s a very great headcanon!

Appleradio fan: radio apple gud
Appleradio fan2: fr
(This is not supposed to offend anyone who ships this)

by PuffyWuffyUwU March 5, 2024

appendectomite

a poor soul who has undergone an appendectomy before.
this is unfortunate as recent studies show that it is actually the appendix, not the balls, where pee is stored. however, dr john appendix is trying to make artificial appendixes to solve this issue

i have deeply hated my son ever since i found out that he was an appendectomite, the weak-ass-appendix-having ass

by dr john appendix April 5, 2024