by RikkiTikkiT June 28, 2012
Get the applebee mug.An inexpensive means of entertaining an elderly woman, requiring only male shamelessness and her healthy libido.
by Texpert November 21, 2010
Get the Taking Grandma to Applebees mug.A contraction of "Applebee's" and Beezies, this generally means the typical woman one would find at Applebee's on any given night of the week. They tend to be tan, tall, range in age from 24 to 35 and tend to drink a lot. While not lacking in attractiveness, they tend to be very similar in both style and personality to one another. Applebeezies will be wild in bed if you have the money for their cocktails but usually won't be able to explain General Relativity if you bring it up on the ride home.
My friend Pete went drinking with Jerry and they brought home a couple of Applebeezies from the bar. One of them turned out to be a girl I had tutored in basic algebra for 3 months in college and she still failed the class.
by LisaSandler April 2, 2011
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Sam: "She wanted to go to Olive Garden. I wanted to go to Applebees. So we compromised and 'went to Applebees' in Olive Garden."
Sam: "She wanted to go to Olive Garden. I wanted to go to Applebees. So we compromised and 'went to Applebees' in Olive Garden."
by Guy Fieri December 19, 2011
Get the Applebees mug.The greatest man on earth that is employed at Applebee's. He talks to fans of Applebee's on the facebook page.
Your lord and savior.
Your lord and savior.
by LCFlygon July 28, 2012
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A term used when you know something you’re doing is going horribly wrong
A cry of power/anger/defeat
A term used when you know something you’re doing is going horribly wrong
A cry of power/anger/defeat
by Mofo with no name May 30, 2021
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