eating anus

when you have to sit through months of hearing O'bama drone on with his BS diatribes

I have hash eating anus on my face from hearing all O'bama's crap, anything would be better time spent!

Man I would rather eat anus all day long then spend 5 minutes listening to O'bama!

An ass sandwich, eating anus would be better then the rehash we get from O'bama!

by UtahNative Man April 13, 2014

anus night

Participants each take a picture of their anus. All pictures are then hung on a wall and everyone tries to guess which anus belongs to who.

Billy: Who's anus do you think that is?

John: Oh, it looks frequently used, it must be Phil's.

Billy: Damn, I love anus night.

by anuS Man Doctor March 18, 2014

Anus Raptor

1. A person who raptors your anus

1. Man you are being such an anus raptor.

by JR coolster July 31, 2013

clamshell anus

A congenital deformity in which the buttocks can open up like the shells of a clam, with anus inside as a clam would be inside clamshells.

He dropped his shorts and then made everyone in the locker-room pass out from the sight of his clamshell anus.

by wiginpen February 15, 2004

Heinous Anus

The sensation that one's sphincter is actually aflame, usually occurring after eating bad tex-mex, taking a really nasty shit, or pulling the Steve-O Bottle Rocket stunt from JACKASS NUMBER TWO...

GUY1: Dude, why did I have to go to Chipotle on my lunch break? Now I've got to sit through this board meeting with my heinous anus! My Asshole must look like a cigarette burn on the Sunday morning comics!

by Mjolnir12982 April 18, 2010

up your anus

To tell someone to fuck right off

Up your anus mate if you think I'm gonna suck ur mums tit

by mitch00uk April 7, 2015

anusbag

1. A rude , insolent and/or indeserving person
2. A bag made of anus
3. A hanging anus resembling a scrotum

You anusbag! I showed you my anus bag the other day.

by Nathan December 30, 2004