An anal anti-inflammatory preparation. For internal use only. Guidelines for application: 1) Apply liberally to nose of any friend (NB: for best results, use Jew) 2) Perform wombat. Carefully and silently spread scrotum on forehead of friend, and lower anus onto waiting Anusoothe. Repeat every four hours until pain is gone, or until friend/Jew wakes up, whichever is the sooner.
Gadzooks, that curry we had last night is rearing its turtlehead! I need a poo, a Jew and some Anusoothe.
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"Apply Anusol softly / to my damaged brown eye. / It won't be healed tomorrow, / I won't tell a lie. / I know you've had latex inside you. / I've been there before. / Now felching has scarred you / so now you know. / Don't you fist tonight, / stretching's dangerous baby. / Don't you fist tonight. / Don't you fi-i-i-i-st tonight. / Tearing's gonna hurt you baby! / And don't you fist tonight!"
A softer number for post rectal reflection and guilt by the Gunners, as performed in Brisbane during their 'Use Your Intrusion' tour.
"Apply Anusol softly / to my damaged brown eye. / It won't be healed tomorrow, / I won't tell a lie. / I know you've had latex inside you. / I've been there before. / Now felching has scarred you / so now you know. / Don't you fist tonight, / stretching's dangerous baby. / Don't you fist tonight. / Don't you fi-i-i-i-st tonight. / Tearing's gonna hurt you baby! / And don't you fist tonight!"
A softer number for post rectal reflection and guilt by the Gunners, as performed in Brisbane during their 'Use Your Intrusion' tour.
"Oh man," Nick groaned. "I can feel anal warts coming on. Talk about a pile driver. Pass me the Anusol, girlfriend."
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