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anusol
A cream used to remove the visible signs of aging in the gay community of Brisbane, immortalised in the Guns 'n' Roses song 'Don't Fist' (based on their original song, 'Don't Cry').
"Apply Anusol softly / to my damaged brown eye. / It won't be healed tomorrow, / I won't tell a lie. / I know you've had latex inside you. / I've been there before. / Now felching has scarred you / so now you know. / Don't you fist tonight, / stretching's dangerous baby. / Don't you fist tonight. / Don't you fi-i-i-i-st tonight. / Tearing's gonna hurt you baby! / And don't you fist tonight!"
A softer number for post rectal reflection and guilt by the Gunners, as performed in Brisbane during their 'Use Your Intrusion' tour.
"Apply Anusol softly / to my damaged brown eye. / It won't be healed tomorrow, / I won't tell a lie. / I know you've had latex inside you. / I've been there before. / Now felching has scarred you / so now you know. / Don't you fist tonight, / stretching's dangerous baby. / Don't you fist tonight. / Don't you fi-i-i-i-st tonight. / Tearing's gonna hurt you baby! / And don't you fist tonight!"
A softer number for post rectal reflection and guilt by the Gunners, as performed in Brisbane during their 'Use Your Intrusion' tour.
"Oh man," Nick groaned. "I can feel anal warts coming on. Talk about a pile driver. Pass me the Anusol, girlfriend."
anusol by Grot E. Gagen December 26, 2007
Related Words
anusol • anusoluble • anuslicker • Anuoluwa • anuoluwapo • Anusblast • Anuslyzed • Anusoothe • Amusolation • anasol
anusol
What you rub on your anoos if you have some sort of anal infection from participating in homosexual intercourse
jeeze! i gotta get me some anusol!
Wow that David Hasselhoff sure convinced me to buy that anusol product he is a great american ambassdor
Wow that David Hasselhoff sure convinced me to buy that anusol product he is a great american ambassdor
anuoluwapo
defined as a boss, whoever has this name is a friggin legend or will be anyways, if you have a friend with that name or a her tight before she leaves
anuoluwapo by african oxford dictionary December 8, 2013
anushole
anushole by danny boy boy March 13, 2009
Anusophobia
" I was with my girlfriend last night, she said she wanted to try Anal. I said noway I have Anusophobia "
Anusophobia by Secondary Hero December 16, 2011
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