San Antonio Spurge 

A spurge who is from San Antonio or is a Spurs fan.

"Ted is such a fuckin San Antonio Spurge. Too bad he can't go back to San Antonio."
"Tony Parker is the best San Antonio Spurge."

San Antonio Spurge by Moore Head June 12, 2018

San Antonio Sandwich 

When one defecates between a mattress and boxspring.

The maid service at the hotel was horrible so I left them a San Antonio Sandwich.

San Antonio Sandwich by Duke of NY September 12, 2019

San Antonio Special 

A sexual act in which a beer bottle is put base first into a woman’s vagina deep enough that the spout of the bottle sticks out, and her partner deepthroats the spout to chug the beer.

Variations include a lime slice in the woman’s asshole for after the beer has been chugged.

Man 1: I heard John got the San Antonio Special from Jackie last night!
Man 2: Aw sick, I didn’t know he could deepthroat the bottle that far!

San Antonio Special by SATXBro April 9, 2024

San Antonio sigma splooge 

When one or more men are jerking off to an anime episode, then happen to accidentally nut on the screen, then proceed to lick off said semen from the screen

I invited my friends over to San Antonio sigma splooge together

San Antonio sigma splooge by ihtrle April 28, 2024

San Antonio Breakfast Salad 

When a man is getting his salad tossed, he ejaculates on the back of his hand just before shitting in her face. When she pulls away he backhand slaps her across the head.

Meredith won't return my calls after I gave her a San Antonio Breakfast Salad.

San Antonio Breakfast Salad by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016

San Antonio Pit Stop 

When your car is left on cinderblocks after having the tires stolen in broad day light.

Damn esé, I need you to scoop me up. I went into Taco Jalisco for 10 minutes and my impala got a San Antonio Pit Stop.

San Antonio Pit Stop by Big money crayon March 14, 2019

Antonio brown syndrome

When you think you’re so good when in reality you’re not

John: Jim is so cocky, he thinks he’s good at everything
Joe: then he must have Antonio brown syndrome

Antonio brown syndrome by KanyeEast88 February 13, 2022