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San Antonio Sandwich 

When one defecates between a mattress and boxspring.
The maid service at the hotel was horrible so I left them a San Antonio Sandwich.
San Antonio Sandwich by Duke of NY September 12, 2019

San Antonio Special 

A sexual act in which a beer bottle is put base first into a woman’s vagina deep enough that the spout of the bottle sticks out, and her partner deepthroats the spout to chug the beer.

Variations include a lime slice in the woman’s asshole for after the beer has been chugged.
Man 1: I heard John got the San Antonio Special from Jackie last night!
Man 2: Aw sick, I didn’t know he could deepthroat the bottle that far!
San Antonio Special by SATXBro April 9, 2024

San Antonio sigma splooge 

When one or more men are jerking off to an anime episode, then happen to accidentally nut on the screen, then proceed to lick off said semen from the screen
I invited my friends over to San Antonio sigma splooge together

San Antonio Breakfast Salad 

When a man is getting his salad tossed, he ejaculates on the back of his hand just before shitting in her face. When she pulls away he backhand slaps her across the head.
Meredith won't return my calls after I gave her a San Antonio Breakfast Salad.

San Antonio Pit Stop 

When your car is left on cinderblocks after having the tires stolen in broad day light.
Damn esé, I need you to scoop me up. I went into Taco Jalisco for 10 minutes and my impala got a San Antonio Pit Stop.

Antonio brown syndrome

When you think you’re so good when in reality you’re not
John: Jim is so cocky, he thinks he’s good at everything
Joe: then he must have Antonio brown syndrome