Andreas

The best fucking savage in the world

You won't understand it he's so good
Andreas

by Fuckingsavage23 September 19, 2016

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

the best video game ever

I went to the store today and bought Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

by Chandler Sorrells October 30, 2004

Andreas Simonsen

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by MikeTheShikes April 3, 2019

Andreas

A sexy beast you is a hottie and all the girls love him!!

Andreas asks a girl out she says "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"

by Sex toy December 15, 2008

grand theft auto san andreas

going to be the best game ever when it comes out.

Girl: "Im bored, can I give you heads."
Me: "You slut, I am playing Grand Theft Auto San Andreas right now, after I have beaten then you can, I promise."
Girl: "ok."

by gangster bling bling June 29, 2004

San Andreas

1. The next game in the Grand Theft Auto game series. It is a satire of California set in the early 1990's. You play as Carl "CJ" Johnson, a black man from Los Santos (Los Angeles) who returns back to his home city to attend his mother's funeral. However, CJ is dragged back into the gang life that he tried to run away from 5 years earlier. Players get to visit the aformentioned Los Santos, as well as San Fierro (San Francisco) and Las Venturra (Las Vegas, which technically isn't in California, but Rockstar Games felt obliged to include it, if only to shut up the assholes who wanted the next GTA to be in Vegas), as well as all the backcountry in between. Many improvements have been made over Vice City, the last GTA game such as improved graphics and targeting, a much larger play area, more character customization options, and at long last, the ability to swim. GTA: San Andreas is bound to blow every game that copied the last two games right out of the water.

2. A fault line that runs beneath the state of California. It is responsible for all the devastating earthquakes that have rocked California for the last several million years.

1. As if California wasn't crazy enough, Rockstar Games is going to make it look even more bizzare, as they always do.....and piss off shitloads of soccer moms, Jesus freaks, gays, minorities, etc. in the process, as they always do.

2. The San Andreas fault line will ultimately beat all the street gangs and liberals in the race to destroy the state of California.

by Kevin July 26, 2004

Andrius

Someone with loads of music tastes but if he doesn't like a song you show him, he'll never tell you. You probably also don't like most of his songs. Depressed as fuck and will tell you he is, but in a happy manner and almost never in depth. Very joking and can't be serious in serious situations. Loves nature and making memories but has the social battery of a fucking dollar store triple A goddamn battery and will shut down as soon as it's on 5 percent. He can pull a story about his life out of his asshole and make it sound interesting as fuck. Creative and artistic. Hardcore bisexual and clumsy when he thinks hes about to look so cool. Has the worst anxiety at the worst times and will fight someone in the denny's parking lot for you. He will remember the most funny, heartwarming, embarrassing and hurtful things about you. But easygoing as fuck and doesn't really keep a grudge. But he can and will cut you out of his life if you cross at least three lines.

Oh and did I mention gay?
He's also gay.
Doesn't smell like burnt fucking chiCKEN

Hey who's that?
Oh that's Andrius.
Oh wow he smells nice and not like bURNT FUCKING CHICKEN

by Turtleman527 May 1, 2021