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Airsexuals

People who meat ride Michael Jordan so hard that they attempt to discredit everything Lebron James, Kobe Bryant or any other great basketball player. Airsexuals do this in an desperate effort to attempt to preserve Michael Jordan legacy.
Oh this new generation is soft! Fouling was at an all time high! Fouling equals skill! But I’m not an airsexual! Jordan never played mailman Lebum did. Lebum made super teams! Airsexuals don’t exist we just know real basketball includes fouls!
by The Airsexuals Identifier July 17, 2021
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Ammosexual

A person who is obsessed with guns/firearms, sometimes to an unhealthy level. While not automatically a bad person, is often not well in the head and lets it show in other ways too. Also, often has thoughts about shooting others legally, often in self-defense as to get away with it scott-free.

Usually has too many guns, talks about guns all the time, and centers their whole personality around guns (usually including posts about the 2nd Amendment and "freedom" or something else like that.
Ammosexual: I love this new Daniel Defense DDM4 V7 rifle! I think I'll go to the range later and shoot some targets, and maybe, just maybe, someone will break into my house and I can shoot that scumbag's brains out!

Ammosexual's Wife: I mean I like guns too, but do you really need 14 assault rifles, 17 handguns, two sniper rifles, and a minigun, essentially?

Ammosexual: Yes, it is necessary to my freedoms and rights to bear arms. It's also essential to ym happiness.
by TriBeCaBoy56 June 6, 2022
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Amogsexual

You're attracted to oval shapes with a glass oval shape at the higher part of its body.
P1: I'm Amogsexual
P2: Why are you attracted to among us characters????
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Alosexual

The opposite of asexual.

An alosexual person feels attraction to other persons like heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, pansexuals, etc.

These persons feel sexual attraction, regularly or in general
I'm homosexual, that means that I'm alosexual, as I feel sexual attraction.
by geophyta April 30, 2022
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Ammosexual

A disorder particularly found in white American men. These men can also be found with a confederate flag being flown on their a large and loud truck
"Wow he really loves guns. He must be ammosexual."
by Letscuddleandlistentometal November 3, 2015
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allsexual

when you act really gay and do some gay things but you're actually straight. it can also be if you are straight but you do some lesbian stuff or act lesbian.
i'm not gay dude..im allsexual. ;)
by allsexual.creator123 July 28, 2017
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ammosexual

A sexual fetish that finds pleasure in the power to kill dozens of people with the pull of a trigger. An ammosexual may understand the desire of other people to live, but feels all the greater pleasure in contemplating that he has the power to overcome that desire with his power. Ammosexuals are very protective of their fetish, and attack even the slightest gun safety measure on the grounds that they interfere with their pleasure.
Many ammosexuals practice the religion of gundamentalism or demand the invasion of weaker countries as a means of reaching wargasm.
After every mass killing, ammosexuals gather for an orgy of suppressing gun control measures.
by rewinn April 23, 2014
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