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americanmossybankstory 

they are the sexiest ahs account on the planet. they are also married to the entire ahs cast.
person: do u know americanmossybankstory?
me: yes i do, they are the sexiest ahs account on the planet. they are also married to the entire ahs cast.

Americano 

When you dump a water bottle in a vagina slit your cock then cum inside of the same vagina is know as an Americano. Was derived when emo music became popular.
Mike I heard you americanoed that girl you brought home from the bar last night. Yeah she asked if I was emo so I showed her my cock.
Americano by PussySlayerxxx69 October 7, 2021

AfricanBootyBandit 

type of person to not gaf , a cancer too. not only that he dont gaf he dont like d eaters they be like sha boing boing, get the d out ya mouth dummy. but he also a very fine man tall has great genetics and would loves his parents and school. SHA BOING BOING GET THE D OUT YA MOUTH DUMMY
AfricanBootyBandit

Americano 

An espresso shot diluted with hot water, which tastes like thin airline coffee, but which saves a barista the time and bother of making a rich, brewed coffee by doing a pour-over with ground coffee and near-boiling water. An Americano made with more shots of espresso is a type of intelligence test: it tastes richer, like real brewed coffee, but you're paying twice as much.
Customer: How's about an Americano with two shots of espresso?
Barista: Two-shot Americano for the moron!
Americano by Tjanvier January 6, 2022

Americano Promise 

Insert 1 pinky into the Vagina and the other pinky into her Anus. Attempt to lock and shake the Pinky's together. If successful while both Pinky's are in connection with each other,whisper into the Vagina "It's you and Me forever or until something better comes along"
I didn't feel bad breaking up with Nikki, years before I had given her an Americano Promise, she knew this day could come, who knew it would be her sister.

Americanology

A broader term for the study of U.S. society, culture, and political economy using the detached, critical methods of Sovietology. Americanology treats American exceptionalism as an ideology to be decoded, not a fact to be assumed. It examines how national myths (frontier, melting pot, land of opportunity) are produced and maintained through education, media, and popular culture. It also studies elite networks, think tanks, and foundations as the functional equivalent of the Communist Party’s apparat—shaping policy outside the formal democratic process.
Example: “His americanology of the nonprofit sector revealed how ostensibly ‘independent’ foundations coordinated funding to steer policy debates within narrow, establishment‑friendly parameters.”
Americanology by Abzugal April 2, 2026