Mr. Alzheimer's
A insult to a person who doesn't know or remember how to did or got it or forgot how they did or got it.
Mr. Alzheimer's by Spoon ands Bananas May 31, 2018
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Irish Alzheimer's
The inability to recall a vast majority of the previous night due to the large amount of alcohol consumed.
Irish Alzheimer's by LazyBeardedGuy December 9, 2017
Mr. Alzheimer's
Mr. Alzheimer's by Spoon ands Bananas May 31, 2018
Muscle Alzheimer’s
The crap that happens with your body right when you decide that you are a gifted athlete. Your muscles decides you should have stuck with high school chess.
I crushed my drive on the 17th hole and had 75 yards to the pin. On the 18th hole, driver in hand..my buddies remind me of muscle memory man, muscle memory. I shank that drive right into the lake. I have a serious case of muscle Alzheimer’s.
Muscle Alzheimer’s by Yaks_man March 9, 2025
Amazheimer's
Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.
Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
Amazheimer's by SamboMayhem August 1, 2020
Agzheimer's
Agzheimer's by DemilSpotify March 16, 2022
Balzheimer's disease
An affliction affecting male subjects in which lapses of memory, specifically regarding the identity of their significant others, occur. This condition is usually triggered by short skirts, painted-on jeans, subtle feminine winks, and overt instances of camel toe. All men are afflicted to some degree and I sincerely pity the fool who dreams up a cure.
She took him back for the eleventh time as she fully understood the severity of his Balzheimer's disease.
Balzheimer's disease by Dr. B. Hyve April 20, 2006