Alter Ego

1) the opposite of who you usually are and your presonality (e.g. a hippie's alter ego would be a fascist dictator)
2. the bad side of a person that may come to life at anytime, switching your personality (this is fantasy, though some people may believe they have an alter-ego in which they can't control).
3) A person who you aren't ut you act as sometimes as though you have transformed (e.g Eminem's alter ego is Slim Shady)

My real name is Tim James. My alter ego is Aaron Lewis.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 21, 2003

Alternate Universe

A parallel existence in which events may unfold differently and particles are antimatter and so forth. A subset of the multiverse.

Amply illustrated in this Youtube conversation.

Dude 1: I shudder to think that there may be an alternate universe out there in which McCain-Palin won the elections! Wait, she could be PRESIDENT in this one!

Dude 2: There is such a universe. In that universe Gore and Lieberman won. Gore was killed by an Iraqi-Iranian-Pakistani Terrorist while he was looking out a window in the Twin Towers. President Lieberman made a tearful speech declaring Gore a martyr. He the declared World War on Islam and bombed Egypt.

The US is also bankrupt in that reality.

by Vamavid November 20, 2009

alter schwede

German: Slang for "Dude!"

1: Guck dir die Wolke an! Riesig, oder?
2. Alter Schwede!
1: Ja Mann!

by RubbelDieKatz July 10, 2017

Alter-Echo

A word for ARC Trooper Echos condition after the rescue of Jedi Master Piell from the citadel commenced by Annakin, Kenobi, Rex, Cody, And Fives. Echo is in the crossfire of an explosion where he is believed dead but is later found to be used for Republic intel in S7 EP1. Alter-Echo is a word used to show how Echo was altered during this period and how he got prosthetics and was in a capsule getting his memories used by the separatist forces.

Geovanni - Did you hear that Echo might have survived that explosion at the citadel, wonder what he looks like now
John - I watched the new episodes, man is he an Alter-Echo.

by owen is a hecking honker February 28, 2020

Austin Von Alten

A total jackass who sucks at Mario kart, can't handle his yogurt shots, and can't even spell the word yes in a text.

He is an Austin Von Alten, so I threw a bus full of children at him

by yoping December 17, 2013

Pulled an Altear

An Art created by Altear
When you fall asleep accidentally Falling asleep while playing games and/or in a voice chat

I heard that dude just pulled an altear, Keep Distance man

*in a voice chat*

Tim are you there?...

Ugh guys, looks like he pulled an altear...

by _potat923_ July 9, 2020

Alternate Facts

Despite popular belief, an alternative fact is not a lie, but a fact derived in an alternate reality or parallel universe. These facts are often hard to verify as all data and analysis doesn't leave the alternate reality or universe where it was derived. Furthermore most people are not able to access the alternate reality or universe, as it requires special abilities reserved for those with a wonton disregard for logic, and zero cognitive dissonance.

Trump: Hey Pence, Nickelback is the best selling band of all time! We need to book them for the inauguration.
Pence: Save your alternate facts for the media and twitter.

by Taco Corp January 23, 2017