Alpharetta

the worst town ever. full of white kids who try hard to 'party', be hipster, fit in. everyone cares about popularity. if you've got common sense and you know who you are, then your immediately not cool and fun. most kids steal jokes from tumblr of LAST YEAR, and try to type with the noob talk. no matter what anyone says how they dont care, they DO care, i mean come on, its the cliquey and fake alpharetta. all the kids think they're so cool driving their lexus or bmw, when kids in the north got it much better. the towns landscape is farmland with a ton of strip malls. most adults are snooty soccer moms or cheer moms or w/e who are gossipy like those housewives of atlanta. alpharettas got a good variety of ethnic groups and lots of crappy democrats. to live in alpharetta, you must shop at hollister, flat iron your hair until you can see split ends, be insecure, and impress the people who dont even friggin matter. if you go to JCHS, AHS, RHS, or the 2 CHS's, i feel for ya. each kid is trying to become hipster by the second, the hipster style is really running out with these alpharetta creeps.

to be cool/"chill"(like the alpharetta kids say tr0l0l0l) if your a guy, you gotta have that fugly bieber hair, hollister and a soccer mom to cheer you on at your football games, which you'll probably lose because alpharetta kids are so preppy and wimpy its not even funny.

"so where you livin now??"
"alpharetta."
"oh my god! your living there still? hahahahahaha in yo face bitch."
"yeah im sleeping on the couch because daddy got fired at at&t and im not star quarterback anymoarr :("

shit just got reallllllll........../awk bomb/

by finding nemoo July 1, 2011

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ALBAcore

An underground music scene of metal bands dedicated to celibrating Jessica Alba

Did you see that ALBAcore band "My Alias?" They were hella fresh.

by Snakeman June 22, 2006

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alpharole

To Alpharole is to basically show someone who's boss, but unlike the authority associated with an official job-title or rank, alpharole is the unofficial superiority witnessed more in places like prison or the military among inmates or grunts of seemingly the same rank. Whereas people might listen to a manager, guard or a lieutenant, they very well may make fun and mock them behind their back. An Alpharole is more of tribal type of assertion of power, when the authority is backed by fear or respect or both and not necessarily official.
The term may also apply to a lion and the tamer, or males of the same heard of animals.

You better start alpharolling your dog, lest he bites your ass one of those days.

I've spent two weeks in jail and the assholes there were constantly trying to alpharole me.

You see how Beth is always alpharolling her hubby. Kinda tells you who's got the balls in that marriage.

by CWO Tobie la Salle April 21, 2008

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alphacyberpal

A combination of the words alpha cyber and pal.

The most prominent & dominant person to leave messages or comments on a site for social networking such as facebook or myspace, within a recent time period, so as to create the illusion of a special bond or connection greater or above the other 'friends' on the same said page.

While this can be seen as an act of desperation or insecurity, it can also be seen as 'marking territory' to ward off other would-be suitors or potential relationships that go farther than the 'just friends' status.

I used to think there was a possible real life relationship with that totally hot russian girl I met on myspace, but then some lameass alphacyberpal of hers left about 15 'hi baby' and 'miss you xoxo' comments in a row and she deleted one of my comments! WTF!?

by d00db0x May 19, 2008

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