An amazing person that everyone loves and adores. Get yourself an alphanso, unless the have a s/o. Then back off.
by cAYLYNNN April 24, 2021
Get the alphanso mug.Basically on 2 April send tweets/posts etc on what saying that Thiago Alcantara is the worst player in football/soccer. If you know someone that thinks he's a great tag them in the tweet/posts.
Today is National Thiago Alcantara is the worst player day. I think Thiago Alcantara is the worst player. He holds up the play, plays the ball backwards and slows the game down for his team.
by Antt1 March 28, 2021
Get the National Thiago Alcantara is the worst player day. mug.by ~Wormtongue~ and Fredrick2003 February 16, 2004
Get the alphanoob mug.An alphanite is an abbreviation of the words Alpha and Knight. However an alphanite is the opposite of an alpha and is not as honorable as a knight. An alphanite typically spends most of their days watching animal crossing porn and their best achievement in life is filling a jar with cum. on the flip side alphanites excel at being pro gamers and do not leave their room for the sole purpose of playing games. when you encounter an alphanite you may experience a putrid smell, this is most likely due to the diapers they wear.
by Gayboi farti September 25, 2021
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by Yucoco<3 November 20, 2021
Get the alptan mug.A pseduo-hybrid of the Dubai Porta Potty and the G.I. butt wipe. A bride (or anyone in a wedding dress) is shat on, and the wedding dress then pulled up over their head, tightly, to get the worst of it off - in much the same way the tissue is used in the G.I. butt wipe. The difference from the Dubai Porta Potty, here, is that the customer is charged per weight of shit deposited, in much the same way that a Pick n Mix would be charged in a British sweet shop.
First known use was in planning conversations for a wedding, somewhere vaguely near Alicante, Spain, in 2022.
First known use was in planning conversations for a wedding, somewhere vaguely near Alicante, Spain, in 2022.
Yeah, after they did New York New York at the end of the night, they took the bride out the back for an Alicante Pick n Mix.
by Bobby's Bitch May 2, 2022
Get the Alicante Pick n Mix mug.(Verb) The physical action of ignoring your friends after you've begun to make plans with them by ignoring texts, phone calls and all attempts to have them contact you to follow through on said plans. Some would say this is comparable to ghosting someone.
"He stopped answering us I think he's Alcantaraing us"
by Alcantara101 July 1, 2022
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