aloofer

a chick that takes a hot charlie to the face while giving a rusty trombone while shooting ping pong balls out her baby-cave while an old puerto rican man sticks a cucumber up her ass while he's singing "hotel california" while they both simultaneously juggle kittens through a flaming hoop on a unicycle on top of a tight rope. and she's a preggo, too!

AMERICA! FUCKYA!

once you go aloofer, you never go back

by they call me the Nut-Gobbler February 28, 2011

alcofall

A fall sustained after drinking enough alcohol to upset your sense of balance.

Bob was so drunk he had an alcofall right in the middle of the dance floor.

by Nitsirk September 5, 2007

aloof

adjective; describes someone who doesn't give a fuck

This aloof individual broke many hearts and crushed many dreams.

The aloof girl will be alone forever.

The aloof girl will have many cats.

by theyellowblanketishere August 28, 2013

Almofada temporal

Expressão muito usada por professoras de histologia quando sabem que estão confortáveis com o tempo que passaram na terra. Estão prontas para partir

A minha almofada temporal é vasta

by Blahnk1 November 13, 2020

Alofa

A Pacific Islander looking person. Usually referred to Samoans or Tongans.

"Man, that alofa's huge"

by Bruce Salofa January 3, 2009

aloota

a little bit, or somewhat.

Borky: "are you tired?"
Jason: "aloota"
Borky: "go take a nap."

by Bob Piff December 25, 2008

aloofer

a hot,elusive female with a tendency to throw expensive electronic devices in the water- can be found most often poolside baggin rays- has been known to scare younger men

"jamie is such an aloofer-

by donn seidholz June 30, 2005