Alistair

this dude kinda smells

person 1: omg can you smell that?

person 2: on god, it there must be an Alistair around.

by SpiderWebb2.0 August 6, 2023

Alistair

A guy who is so cool that he makes Elon Musk seem like a Chad (which is one status below "Giga Chad"). An Alistair might seem like his Schlong is only 17", but in actuality, it is 40". It is also a well-known fact that anyone who doesn't like an Alistair will suffer the wrath of the shrexy Poseidon. Alistairs usually have a bank account with numbers ranging from 15-80 zeros. They also make a living off of signing people's important possessions. I mean, who wouldn't want their baby to be signed by an Alistair?

Do you see that guy, Alistair? He's a Giga Giga Chad.

Yo Alistair, sign my dick!

by Not Alistair March 4, 2022

Alistair Tusar

The personification of intelligence and also SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????

Your really acting like Alistair Tusar when you say SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????

by The True and Real Definitions July 11, 2024

Alistair

An Alistair is a man who was immediately granted the powers of God at birth. He is always born to be the coolest, handsomest, mostest professionalest bowler, street fighter, and/or baker. Anyone who intends to hurt an Alistair will be smited by Alistair due to the mere thought. All Alistairs have an average GPA of 19.7, and are right below Cithulu in the food chain. All Alistairs are awesome as balls. They also reach maximum capacity schlongs at the age of 9.

Don't look Alistair in the eye; He'll fucking kill you.

If I don't pay Alistair the money I owe him, He'll break my face.

Alistair found a penny on the ground but then lost it so now He's looking for me because He needs something to punch. h e l p m e

by Not Alistair November 24, 2021

Alistair/Star

Alistair/Star, aka Dris' bf

Star is very unfunny

D : Alistair/Star is so funny.

? : No he isn't.

by Alistair._ April 19, 2021

Alistair Bayley

The most amazing man in the world!

A term for describing someone who is perfect, amazing, fabulous, wonderful, charming, attractive, handsome... etc.

Omg look! It’s Alistair Bayley! He is so handsome and I am about to faint.

by 咖啡啡啡（tryingtobeabetterme） May 10, 2020

Alistair

Alistair has a weird hair style, wears white suburban clothing, and has a terrible taste in movies. His personality revolves around being a simp

Alistair is such a simp for that girl!

by moodyboy March 15, 2022