A sexy angel that fell from heaven. She’s great in and out of bed if you know what that means! She’s funny and you all want to be her friend, girls love her and boys get hard over her! And she doesn’t even have a clue!
Girl: Omg I wish I was an ALISHA she’s sooo cool!
Boy: fam I would pay 1,000,000 to fuck alisha any day man!
Boy: fam I would pay 1,000,000 to fuck alisha any day man!
by Billy Marshall August 17, 2018
by bedffordfalls August 5, 2020
If you ever come across a beautiful fat cow who looks like she is willing to stay with you, have never ending conversations, stay up talking about the most absurd things in the world, match your energy and be as weird as you, surely that's an Alisha you've encountered.
Despite not being funny, Alisha somehow makes people laugh with her "jokes." She may not have a sense of humor, but her personality traits and a few other things, such as her infectious smile, her warm hugs, her expertise at mini golf, and her never-ending kisses, more than make up for it.
The best part about being with this cow is unlocking core memories with her and being able to enjoy every second of your life in her presence no matter how bad the "joke" is or how sleepy she becomes at night.
Everyone should have an Alisha in their lives.
Despite not being funny, Alisha somehow makes people laugh with her "jokes." She may not have a sense of humor, but her personality traits and a few other things, such as her infectious smile, her warm hugs, her expertise at mini golf, and her never-ending kisses, more than make up for it.
The best part about being with this cow is unlocking core memories with her and being able to enjoy every second of your life in her presence no matter how bad the "joke" is or how sleepy she becomes at night.
Everyone should have an Alisha in their lives.
Person 1: It's been 3 months since I've spent my life with a bandar and I love it.
Person 2: Surely thats an Alisha!
Person 2: Surely thats an Alisha!
by YourFatCartoon February 10, 2023
by SunnyShinyDay May 12, 2019
Mean and obnoxious person whims rude and is always trying to me number 1 and doesn't care about anyone else, and is also selfish and is a spoilt brat
by hehememereeee March 29, 2019
by ahhhhokayyyythennnn October 3, 2019
The one who fakes it all by being sweet . Act like a sweet lovely girl but beware she is a bitch. Lots of friends but none is true , she is a bitch and that is true , acts like a lamb but she is a vamp.
by Shrutisharma September 27, 2018