Arlington, MA

A suburb outside of Boston, known for very little. Lexington, MA boasts their historical background, while all Arlington has to show is the Jason Russell House and a Kneeling Native American Statue. The town has also recently been exploited through a recently taped Made episode, as well as Dane Cook's Tourgasm. Dane Cook is from Arlington.

Arlington High School is the clever name of the town's public school system. All the sports teams from the school are known as the Spy Ponders, named after a pond in the town. Unfortunately, there is no high school debate team to carry the name "The Spy Ponderers." Supposedly there is drug problem there. There is no evidence yet that has proven aforementioned belief true. Plus, Prop 2 was passed, so deal with it.

The town itself is overwhelmingly boring, so people usually resort to having drug and alcohol parties as the only form of entertainment. People want an Anna's Taquiera to be built in Arlington, but town officials believe it will suck the quaintness out of the town like a McDonald's or a Self-Serve Gas Station, both of which are not allowed in the town. On a similar note Arlington had a gun store for a long time. It may still be there, but the mystery of the existence of the store is the town's only tourist attraction.

The town is mainly of Irish and Italian descent, explaining why the Arlington Police logs feature fantastic entries such as "a man reported that another man killed him in the back of the leg seven days earlier." However, there is a restaurant called Mr. Sushi that acts as the Japanese Embassy.

Overall, Arlington is a town filled with old people, Dunkin' Donuts, 50 pizza places, a sex offender or two, and a bunch of Irish-Italians. Your typical slice from the American pie.

Arlington, MA is just outside the bubble of sanity that is Boston.

by OJs Wimp Son January 2, 2009

Arlington Formal Wear

The main dress for male residents in the D.C. Suburb of Arlington VA. It doesn't matter if it is a casual or formal, because this look will be used year round for all occasions. It always includes the following three items. A clearance item from Brooks Brothers bright colors polo shirt collection. A pair of khakis, either pants or shorts. Finally, you must have brown leather flip flops. This look was brought up in the YouTube video Arlington Rap. This song is an anthem for the residents of this area.

Trevor was rocking his Arlington formal wear when I saw him earlier. He must have had something important going on tonight.

by The Kegerators June 1, 2011

Arlington ma

A town in Massachusetts. A place full of weirdos. A blue collar town that has turned yippee. A place that looks down on other towns like Weston and Lexington, even though they can only dream of being better than them. A town that feels EVERYTHING REQUIRES a parade.

This takes place with 2 guys after a small get together with there closest friends...and there friends

Dude 1: that chic last night was weird

Dude 2: yeah she was from Arlington ma
Dude 1: makes sense

Arlington ma, as dude 2 describes, is a place with weirdos

by Ceciliam777 July 4, 2018

Arlington Goodbye

When you're smashing your fresh slam-piece from behind, and you grab that bitch an Uber from her own phone.* Timing is crucial - schedule arrival within 3-5 minutes after your nut; enough time for her to get dressed, with minimal fallout. *Must acquire her phone password before coitus.

You: "Thanks for that ass. Your Uber's outside; don't miss it, you'll tank your rating."
Her: "WTF! Are you giving me an Arlington Goodbye???!!"
You: "Sooo.....your rating?"

by soullessbiker January 18, 2020

University of Texas at Arlington (UTA)

A great medium-sized school centered in the DFW Metroplex. The population of the campus is diverse, not only in ethnicities, but in religions, backgrounds and beliefs. To refute the previous UTA definition, as an engineering major I can assure all that no where near 95% of the engineering school is Indian. I would in fact like to argue that less than 50% of the school is Indian, let alone Asian.
You are sure to find people who share you interests and the campus is very inviting as a whole. The engineering and nursing programs are quite good and tuition is not very high. Also by next year (2011), we are to be a smoking-free campus.

I am disappointed about not having a football team as much as the next person, but we have many other sport teams to choose from that are pretty good.

Anthony: Courtney, I want to go to a college in the city that can show me people from all backgrounds and ethnicities. Yet I do not want the college to be too large and intense.

Courtney: Hmm, I think I know the perfect college for you.

Anthony: What college?

Courtney: The University of Texas at Arlington (UTA)!!!

by UTA Maverick! October 12, 2010

abington

abington mass. is a town where you're either a snobby rich bitch on the cheerleading squad (which sucks by the way)and wears nothing but abercrombie & fitch and carry around real coach bag and wear uggs constantly, a jock that is an absolute jackass to everyone but other jocks and the cheerleaders and are always bragging about being better in bed then anyone else, an emo fag that gets in slap fights and thinks they're soo dope and love to smoke weed and do heroine, a slutty whore that drinks all the time and makes a complete mess of themselves with there boobs popping out of there shirt and pretends to not believe in sex before marrige while everyone else knows its not true, a loser that's only friends with the other losers and wear pants that are too long or too short therefore showing your ankles that nobody wants to see, a hoodlem that smokes weed everyday like everyone else in town and think you're so tough because you punched that one lameass that bumped into you in the hallway in school, an emo kid that says "i hate my life, fuck my life, my life fucking sucks" all the time and is always skating around with there other emo friends since they have no life, and of course everyone cuts there wrists... even the snobby cheerleaders. everynight there is a party where hardcore drinking is going on and if you're still a virgin by the time you get into high school, then everyone assumes its because you have an STD. we're the type of kids that your parents are afraid of, cops try to arrest, and all the goody two shoes towns are afraid of.

cheerleaders- "LIKE OMG DOOD I CANT BELIEVE WE ELBOWED STEPH IN THE NOSE WHEN WE WERE CHEERING THE OTHER NIGHT" "OMG I KNOW RIGHT?! SHE HAS A BROKEN NOSE NOW!" "LIKE OMG IM SO GLAD IT WASN'T ME" "I WAS TOO BUSY SHOUTING GO ABINGTON AT THE GAME TO NOTICE SHE WAS BLEEDING.."
jocks- "you're just dating him because he's a pathetic junior that can only catch a freshman and as soon as you get laid you're going to dump him. by the way, my sex is ten times better then his dude"
emos- "fuck my life i think im going to get high and try to forget about my fucking pathetic life. hopefully when i'm skating to go get weed i'll fall off and die"
whores- "lets get drunk and give eachother head and i'll pretend it never happened while you tell everyone in town you got with someone as hot and sexy as me... well, just tell them it was me because we all know im beautiful"
loser- "wow i really like that girl karen but she has a boyfriend already. i guess i'll just stalk her until she falls in love with me. then i can finally lose my virginity and stop being a loser!"
hoodlem- "y0 d!d U $33 m3 fUCk uP tH@t niigG@ fr0m Br0cT0n?"

by un-labled February 28, 2009

Arlington, WA

Arlington, Washington is one of the best towns in Washington. Most of the town knows everyone and all their business. The hoppin' spot is The Blue Bird which is located on Olympic, the main street. They love their sports team, even if they aren't number 1. They always win the stilly cup, thats for sure. The girls are hot and the boys are bangin. Either floating down the river or jumping off the bridge, the best place during the summer is the river. La Hacienda is the best place for dinner or lunch.

She's tight, she's from arlington, wa!

by Katie * January 4, 2009