Alfie

Alfie’s cock is so unimaginably small you can barely see it, Alfie’s are normally extremely stupid and it seems like they have no brain at all.and 9 times out of 10 they’re gay aswell

Guy: Oh hey, there’s Alfie

Girl:I was with him last night and his cock is so small you can barely even see it

Guy: I thought he was gay he really looks it

by Kehebnsjsnsns January 07, 2020

Alfie

Alfie - A person who has a lot of potential of being smart and tries very hard but when people sees him trying hard, he or she tries to make it look like they're not trying and try to act goofy or laugh it off.

"You see James? Yeah, he's such an Alfie.

by Yurzora May 08, 2022

Alfie

A man of huge genitalia

Holy shit! He must be an Alfie

by Derfla Egavas November 09, 2017

Alfie

Fat or large in any way

That boys alfie

by Chinaworld July 11, 2018

Alfie

ALfie is a bit of an asshole at times but a funny guy. He messes around at school and is
Normally the first person in trouble. Alfie's normally have a friend called aaron and them two have a good friendship but if anything happens to a friend he has one response an ass kickin

Alfie is a good friend

by Big dick kisser November 06, 2019

Alfie

The Alfie I know is:

Hilarious,

Sexy ;),

Cuddly,

Friendly,

Easy to talk to,

Smart,

A gentleman,

and the best boyfriend ever :')

I love alfie
Ur lucky to have a friend like alfie

Dont just let him walk away it will be the biggest mistake you have ever made

I love alfie
Ur lucky to have a friend like alfie

Dont just let him walk away it will be the biggest mistake you have ever made

by Shayne loves alfie May 30, 2019

Alfie

Alfie is a hench boy with a large dick. But he doesn't exept eye contact till marriage as he is a good Christian Boy. He can play fortnite with one hand and loose but he doesn't care as he is a maverick #logang4life

Female: Woah, is that Alfie in Church
Female 2: Yes, I can tell from his massive bulge and Fortnite shirt

by MrNoogin November 12, 2019