alexander hamilton

it’s a cool american sex act where you stick a quill in someone’s ass and fill it with ink.

i love doing this with the homies.

bro 1: hey bro, i just gave my gf a hot alexander hamilton
bro 2: no way man, give me one.

alexander hamilton by sadist shitbag August 26, 2022

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alexander hamilton

it is an american sex act where you stick a quill up someone’s mouth and fill their ass with ink.

i love doing this with my homies and you should too!

bro 1: i just gave my gf an alexander hamilton
bro 2: no way, i wanna get alexander hamilton’d too man!

alexander hamilton by sadist shitbag August 26, 2022

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Alexander Hamilton

A bastard orphan son of a whore who doesnt throw away his shot. He met 4 friends his first friend was Aaron Burr, the damn fool who shot him. Alexander was the 10 dollar founding father without a father. Alexander cheated on Eliza Schyler cause he wanted pussy still. Then his son died then he died. Lol

Alexander Hamilton: bbg i cant leave. Eliza Schyler: ok pookie bye i trust you. Maria Renyolds: ok pookie bbg give me smex. Alexander Hamilton: ok

Alexander Hamilton by Babagrillwuas October 19, 2023