The act where three people, generally two guys and one girl where the first guy masturbates with an egg until it breaks in the ass. He then proceeds to fuck the girl while the other guy fills his egged up hole to the limit.
Guy 1: You wanna have a threesome with me and my girlfriend tomorrow?
Guy 2: Sure, I'll bring some eggs and we can do the Alaskan Yev.
Guy 2: Sure, I'll bring some eggs and we can do the Alaskan Yev.
by Maxie<3Yev June 9, 2013
Get the Alaskan Yev mug.Take a woman out into the woods and tie her to a tree stump upside down. Then proceed to pour maple syrup over her naked body while you drive your penis into her resembling a "piledriver". While riding a moose, and occasionally using a milkmachine to lactate her breasts. And feed the milk to the moose.
Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.
Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.
Sam: This 4th of July is gonna be crazy Pam gave me permission to try a Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine.
Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.
Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.
by superbadchicksgivinmemclovin March 11, 2011
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Alaska Young is a beautiful, mysterious and a one of a kind girl. She's outgoing and spontaneous and she loves adventures. Alaska smells like a mix of vanilla and cigarettes. She usually wears flip-flops and tank tops. She's a girl that loves books and loves to read. She takes good care of her friends and she has many lovers. She's a flirty, sexy girl who likes to smoke and drink. She's the girl of your dreams, funny and loving but yet bad and sexy.. Alaska Young is the most perfect girl in the world but she took the straight and fast way out of this labyrinth of suffering..
by straightandfast October 25, 2014
Get the Alaska Young mug.Alea is a blonde haired blue eyed beauty with a good body but genuinely thinks she’s ugly. She is so gorgeous but doesn’t believe people when they say something to her. She thinks very low of herself tho and has extremely low self esteem but never shares how she really feels. All the boys want her but she’s clueless about it. Alea is the kind of girl that is a smart ass but can be extremely caring at the same time. She’s so funny in a sarcastic way and will make dirty jokes and is just hilarious in her own way. She’s definitely not a cryer but will beat herself up if someone she loves gets hurt. She is the best friend you could possibly ask for because she can understand many things other people can’t and will listen and give you great advice. Also she’s not the kind of person to stay in, she loves going out to hang with friends and going on crazy adventures;). She hates drama but likes to help fix her friends problems so she usually has more guy friends than girl friends. She’s attracted to the funny and damaged guys. Don’t ever lose an Alea if you have one because she is so worth to hold on to. You won’t know a better girlfriend or best friend after her.
Boy #1- “You’re dating Alea?!”
Boy #2- “Yea, I don’t know how I got her but I hope I never lose her.”
Boy #2- “Yea, I don’t know how I got her but I hope I never lose her.”
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Get the Alea mug.when you take a nice firm shit, then freeze it for 24 hours. after 24 hours the shit is pulled out, mildly thawed, and then brought into bed. this is usually used in the case of lesbians, but can work if you're a motivated gay as shit couple of guys. to spice things up eat corn before the shit.
1. Sindy: Roxanne get your big beautiful black ass over here.
Roxanne: Do I smell what I think I smell?!
Sindy: Fuck yes you beautiful bitch you're about to get an adult dose of alaskan freezie
Verb
Tim: Yeah, my gay as shit boyfriend Dave alaskan freezied my tight asshole last night.
Roxanne: Do I smell what I think I smell?!
Sindy: Fuck yes you beautiful bitch you're about to get an adult dose of alaskan freezie
Verb
Tim: Yeah, my gay as shit boyfriend Dave alaskan freezied my tight asshole last night.
by yourlocalbaconconsumer April 10, 2017
Get the Alaskan Freezie mug.A form of sexual intercourse in which the female bends over at one end of a room, and the male charges fully erect from the other, holding onto his penis until just before impact, at which point he releases control and prays for the best. If missed, the male goes around for another attempt.
Person 1: Jimbob and Sarabob tried the Alaskan Spear-Chucker last night.
Person 2: Ouch, how many tries?
Person 1: It took 25 tries to get it in.
Person 2: Ouch, how many tries?
Person 1: It took 25 tries to get it in.
by Uthorr February 11, 2013
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