Akon-oron

An oxymoronic statement that one says while trying to court a person of the opposite sex. Usually offensive, and usually said by the man to the woman. Inspired by the chorus to Akon's song "Sexy Bitch", wherein the singer says, "I don't mean to be disrespectful" and then proceeds to repeatedly refer to the woman in question as a "Sexy Bitch".

Indicative of:
a)How stupid men are
b)How stupid rap lyrics can tend to be

Guy: Hey
Girl: Hey
Guy: You look really pretty.
Girl: Thank you
Guy: I mean, I'm trying to be respectful, but goddamn you have the juciest ass ever.
Girl: Uhhhh...*walks away*
Guy: Dammit...I didn't mean to use an Akon-oron. Shit!

by ExperimentalFilm November 15, 2009

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akon-isation

To be caught red handed in supermarkets shoplifting,
then spending a lovely night in a jail cell along with other dykes in society.

Issy is the meaning of akon-isation.

by joebakrr November 06, 2009

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Pulling an akon

When someone says they'll do something but backs out, usually with a lame reason or none at all.

So did mike show up for the rehersals?
Nah. He pulled an akon.
Man that guy's a joke. I never believe a word he says because he's always pulling an akon.

by Crapulousity March 02, 2009

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