Air Lingus

The act of going down on a girl while slam dunking a basketball

Dude, I gave that chick some wicked air lingus during the game last night!

by MildlyGrump October 30, 2017

DELTA AIRLINES

D.E.L.T.A- Doesn't ever leave the airport.

Ahh hell were delayed in Atlanta again. We must be flying delta airlines.

by lisbeth March 3, 2007

Anilingus

Anilingus is the "scientific" term for applying ones mouth to another ones asshole. Then plunging ones tongue deep within the anal cavity, and swirling it 'round; giving one's partner sexual pleasure.

We're not sure who asked for it, but Brian gave Dana anilingus.

Brian: "Okay, I'm plunging my tongue in now!"
Dana: "OH! Feels good mannnnn!"

by anilingus rexx August 20, 2010

American Airlines Tired

Being in a state of extreme fatigue, frustration, and powerlessness after experiencing a day full of things going wrong, full of delays and mishaps, with absolutely no one taking responsibility or helping you out.

Today has been so horrible, I'm American Airlines tired.

by jeffsmith96162 September 4, 2019

analingus

1. To toss one's salad
2. The eating of another's ass

Those prisoners could not get enough analingus from the toothless bandit.

by Mark Mendez September 28, 2005

Southwest Airlines

The one airline in America with the best record for being on time and not losing luggage. The airline that delays and cancels flight less often than any other. Also the airline with the most friendly, helpful and pleasant customer service. And it is also the most profitable airline and one of the few that didn't milk bankruptcy protection, sticking it to people after bilking all of its creditors.

I had to fly to Phoenix. I took Southwest Airlines because I knew that they would be on time, unlike the others.

by PMax March 7, 2008

wing and a prayer airlines

A less than major airline where "white-knuckeling" and bottom shelf tequila are necessary survival tactics. Ozark Air (OzArk), Bucket-O-Bolts Airlines (BOBA) and Parachutes Optional Airtravel (POA) are all fine examples of this genre of airline quality-of-service. Usually trying to provide service to the midwest and/or bible belt, but failing badly.

"We flew from Rantoul, Ill. to Sedro Wooley Wa. with only 9 stops on that wing and a prayer airlines.

by Glenn E. Krone September 11, 2008