anus purring

A prolonged expulsion of gas from a person's anus mimicking the sound of a cat purring.

When did you get a cat? Nope, that was just my anus purring...

by Leinen Lassie November 17, 2019

Bronc-Anus

The feeling one gets when their asshole is stretched to excess by what is passing through it, either on the way out, or the way in. Characterized by a change in the walking motion of the sufferer, constant digging or checking in the ass, or if seated on a park bench or open car trunk, the actual anus hanging out

CANDY: You ok, Cindy? You look like you're in pain...
CINDY: I ate a lot of popcorn when we saw CLASH OF THE TITANS and got constipated, so I just unleashed the Kraken and now I have a bronc-anus...

DAMON: Mike, stop sitting on the trunk latch of your car. Your Bronc-Anus is hanging out. You have a lot of buttsex or something?
MIKE: In prison such decisions aren't always yours to make...

by Mjolnir12982 April 18, 2010

They hate us cause they anus

From the movie "the interview." Seth Rogan's character misunderstands his friend's (played by James Franco) phrase "they hate us cause they ain't us." The phrase is then repeated many times throughout the movie to sound like "they hate us cause they anus"

Guy 1: why do they hate us?
Guy 2: they hate us cause they anus.

by Chris C December 25, 2014

Ainsley Hay

Ainsley Hay is the hottest babe to EVER exist. She loves to mess around with her big boi bongos in band, and if you ever see her, you should immediately bow down in honor of the legend. Sadly, Ainsley Hay vanished during her 8th grade year at St. Louis Catholic School, to never be seen again. She will be missed.

John Edward: *hits big boi bongo*

Band Kids: o.o that's Ainsley Hay's stick of truth!

by hong-van liquor April 8, 2019

Unus Annus

A 365 part gay pornography created by Mark E. Edward Fishbach and Ethan Eef Nestor

Memento Mori, Unus Annus

by ImposterBlob November 5, 2020

Taco Bell Hellfire Anus

The Taco Bell Hellfire Anus is referred to that of an individual whose asshole has gone through brutal, immense torture. First, molten shit, roughly the temperature of over 500 degrees fahrenheit, explodes out of the asshole that shakes the bathroom with a 1.5 magnitude earthquake. Not matter how many times the individual says they’ll never eat at Taco Bell again, it doesn’t ease the pain. After major drippage from the ass will follow the smell. The smell is so unbelievably stinky a fart cloud is formed within the bathroom that lingers for weeks. After 40 minutes of consistent butt poop flying out of said individuals ass, they must wipe with what feels like sandpaper. There will be blood, tears, and sweat but if you survive the Taco Bell Hellfire Anus, you’ll probably be ready for round 2 in a couple days. Long love the Mexican Pizza.

Jack: Ayo what happened to Chris? He said he had to take a piss this dude has been gone for almost 2 hours
Ruby: Yeah. Based off of the smell thats coming from the bathroom, it seems like he is getting a visit from Dr. Taco Bell Hellfire Anus.

by SamWithDaHotdog August 1, 2022

eating anus

when you have to sit through months of hearing O'bama drone on with his BS diatribes

I have hash eating anus on my face from hearing all O'bama's crap, anything would be better time spent!

Man I would rather eat anus all day long then spend 5 minutes listening to O'bama!

An ass sandwich, eating anus would be better then the rehash we get from O'bama!

by UtahNative Man April 13, 2014