post-nuptial agreement

invented by the royal family of Denmark in 2006 as an insurance policy against the greedy spendthrift Crown Princess Mary. The agreement supplants the prenup signed by Mary and Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark, removing from the "princess" the right to occupy one of the family's fabled palaces.

Crown Princess Mary's family, the Boganson tribe of Hobart, are devastated by the news of the post-nuptial agreement - it sets back their designs on the contents of the Danish treasury...

by Miggly December 6, 2006

Sexual agreement

when both parties are in agreement to get down to it

are we in sexual agreement, let's finalise on the details

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

top agreement

a nonverbal agreement between acquaintances, or in rare situation strangers in which they put each other in there myspace top friends for the main reason of filling up space.

thisguy: i didnt know bre and travis where such good friends

thatguy: there not

thisguy: then why are they on each others top friends?

thatguy: thats just a top agreement

by travispierre February 2, 2009

presuckshoal agreement

/n An agreement between future spouses on the scheduled act of performing felatio.

Nick: Can't believe your going thru with it man.

Jason: Dude I didn't wanna marry her but, she signed a presuckshoal agreement.

by Viralpinpoint December 27, 2011

douchebags agreement

A bet with ridiculous wagers which only douchey people would think of or agree to

Douchebag #1 - Hey man, I bet you that you can't drink that entire bottle of mentholated spirits!
Douchebag #2 - Your on, if I win you have to cut of your cock with this plastic spoon
Douchebag #1 - Deal but if you lose you have to skull this bucket of paint thinner!
Douchebag #2 - Fuck yeah!
Innocent onlookers - Oh shit those guys just made a douchebags agreement

by Migel Sanchez June 13, 2013

Gentleman's Agreement

An unwritten agreement between a group of people (usually friends playing a game) to not do something extremely dickish or unfair, no matter how tempting or obvious it may be.

A famous example of a gentleman's agreement is when players would always agree to not use Oddjob in Goldeneye N64, and no one would object.

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 5, 2022

prenaptual agreement

To come to an understanding that having sex does not mean having a relationship. Usually needs to be explained to the female half.

Are you banging her ?
Only once, we had a prenaptual agreement.

by larry h January 6, 2008