"...and the only part I remember from that shitty movie was when Dolly said, 'Ever since I've met you, it's been nothin' but brown eyed agony!'"
by Twat Waffle May 2, 2005
Get the brown eyed agonymug. I am in constant agony. My life is a mess. As a kid I had a natural aptitude for math and science, but I let it get to my head, ultimately ruining my possibility to go to college.
I wasted my life playing video games and watching the television; the natural talents I once had have apathied and worn away, leaving the one thing I was good at behind.
My life has been nothing but a fastly accelerating downward spiral and I have failed to provide anything of with to anyone.
I wasted my life playing video games and watching the television; the natural talents I once had have apathied and worn away, leaving the one thing I was good at behind.
My life has been nothing but a fastly accelerating downward spiral and I have failed to provide anything of with to anyone.
Isaiah: Hey, Ed! Haven't seen you in a few years, how are you don't?
Me: I am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me.
Isaiah: ...
Me: ...
Isaiah: yeah, same.
Me: I am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me.
Isaiah: ...
Me: ...
Isaiah: yeah, same.
by MrDrEdward October 31, 2021
Get the i am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help memug. Someone who has a very privileged life without any real world problems yet takes to social media to whine and complain about how miserable they are.
Agony trolls typically blame their self made misery on white males, patriarchy, or some mysterious oppression.
Agony trolls typically blame their self made misery on white males, patriarchy, or some mysterious oppression.
by Kettlebell 78 August 13, 2018
Get the Agony trollmug. by pgomez1 February 13, 2018
Get the scott agonymug. The protruding stub found on the upper surface of blocks of Lego and its imitations. Especially painful when you step on one at night.
"Jesus Fuck! I'm going to kill that kid!"
"What happened?"
"I just impaled my foot on a Lego's agony nipple! That kid is dead meat!"
"What happened?"
"I just impaled my foot on a Lego's agony nipple! That kid is dead meat!"
by RTM 1963 April 29, 2023
Get the Agony Nipplemug. Person 1: " Hey bro, can u come help me? "
Person 2: "No, I'm experiencing the agony of stepping on Lego."
Person 2: "No, I'm experiencing the agony of stepping on Lego."
by pureboredom May 29, 2020
Get the Agonymug. The opposite of absolute true agony: when you take the AM GAMER drugs and the Coca-Cola is Espuma. COCA-COLA ESPUMA
by Gbungper October 1, 2023
Get the Absolute true non-agonymug.