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Advertise Your Server

Discord's largest advertising server, filled with smort cots and dum busses, as well as an android and plane here and there.
If you are staff at Advertise Your Server, you get a free slep pass
by AestheticaI February 4, 2021
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Advertisement

A way of showing a person group of a product or program in order to make money for said product or program.

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The "Buy a advertisement mug, shirt, neck gaiter for your Relative Name" is an Urban Dictionary advertisment.
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self advertise

when a selfish person uses a platform to promote themselves
Jack: How do I get chicks on tinder?
Bob: Self advertise bro.
by bumsackbob June 5, 2016
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video will play after advertisement

A fucking piece of shit 1 minute advertisement that you cannot skip and have to waste 1 minute of your life.
Person A watches YouTube.
*Click on video*
*le wild adv appears!*
Person A: I will just skip.
*Tries to skip but cannot.*

Original Skip Bar Reads: video will play after advertisement.

Person A looks at advertisement duration
1 min

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
by RightPurpose February 3, 2019
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Advertisement

A public announcement. Almost always seen on TV, online or in a newspaper. Usually shortened to 'Ad'
Person 1: Hey, have you seen that crazy weight loss advertisement (Ad)?
Person 2: Yeah, it's so annoying!
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false advertisement, the

Another great cruel sex move! This one is from Ontario, Canada:
While having sex in the doggy position the male pulls out and proceeds to spit (saliva) on their partners back. Thinking that a load of semen has been dropped and sex is over, the said partner turns around to kiss her lover, only to have the real load shot square in his/her face! Classic!
Humiliated, Suzy dumped Billy shortly after he gave her the false advertisement.
by Randy Young May 13, 2005
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pays to advertise

This is a phrase uncommonly used amongst young males where one male points out to the other that he can see his "jonny," at this point the other male claims that it "pays to advertise" and waves to the ladies.
Guy: I can see your dick.
Guy #2: Pays to advertise.
Guy: not when you are that small, jesus man get an operation that is just sad.
by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003
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