Adoptable

A term usually seen on furry art sites such as DeviantART, Inkbunny, etc. An adoptable is a custom-made cartoon/furry character, specificly made to be sold to someone who is unoriginal and/or too lazy to make their own unique character. Adoptables are usually auctioned off and end up going for ridiculous amounts, even surpassing $200 at times.

Artist: Adoptable for auction! She is an adorable husky with a big love for cookies!

Guy 1: I bid $10!
Guy 2: NO! I get to have her! $20!
Guy 1: $30!
Guy 2: $100!! No, $200!!!
Guy 1: Chill, dude. You can have her, jeez.

by Shadow Silverclaw March 29, 2015

reverse Adoption

When a Chinese person adopts a white child. Contrary to the usual white adopting a chinese child.

Those children where from reverse adoption.

by ni2k December 31, 2010

you're adopted

one of the funniest comebacks ever.
sort of like "your mom" or "your face"

but be sure to not actually say it an
adopted kid. they might take offense.

Lexi: That's a really heinous picture of you, Emily.
Emily: SHUT UP LEXI. YOU'RE ADOPTED.

by Super Ninja January 14, 2008

Adoctorford

To put forth or reveal personal experiences, usually to one’s own detriment, in order to serve the larger good.

Christine was asked to adoctorford the events from that hot summer night in eighty two.

by Johnny Donut October 1, 2018

Adopt Me!

Adopt me! (what I like to call it is Scam Me! or Trade Me) is a Roblox game that used to be about roleplaying. Now all you do is stand till in the middle of the city and flex your mega neon sparkling dorito dust golden shadow dragon. You also buy overpriced pets that cost 1000 Robux each every Xmas and Halloween just to trade it away and never use them. It wont be worth as much as pets that came out a few years before. The only excuse is because their older. I wonder how it got to this point. The only other thing kids do in the game is scam.

Devs: *Adds a limited overpriced pet.*

8 year old: *logs on to Adopt Me! Buys pet using mommy's credit card.*

Scammer: hey wanna trust trade I will give you a mega owl (I dont know why we cant just use the trade feature in the game) all you have to do is give me the new pet.

8 year old: Ok *gives pet.*

Scammer: here's you mega owl *in trade* haha get scammed dont trust a stranger just because you want a creepy looking owl.

8 year old: Noooooooo :(

by Tasty Chips February 25, 2022

my.socks.are.adopted

A tiktoker that is very overrated and needs this to be a word to be even more overrated!

Harold: "HEY DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE TIKTOKER, 'my.socks.are.adopted'"

Bob: "No! I didn't know, but I do know.. *Looks At Person Reading This* That you should follow them *Winks*"

by AmazingWordsTodayKids May 30, 2020

abc to adopt me

In Roblox Bloxburg, you will usually find these people saying "abc to adopt me" meaning they are asking someone to adopt them, the annoying thing is that they will knock on mansions and if u say no to adopt them they will just throw a whole tantrum and throw a bunch of insults on u or just stalk u and camp by ur house until u say yes, they also do this when u nearly finished ur house and the house is a mansion, they will be like "when u finished can u adopt me" and if u say no they again just throw insults at u, funny thing is they will be like "eww no" if u said abc and u have a tiny house, they are very annoying in general

Lilylotus: ABC TO ADOPT MEE!1!1!1!1!1!
321headlines: abc!
*sees house*
Lilylotus: eww ur house is small im leaving

by notdahloya August 11, 2022