Acting like a granola bar

In essence, when one is acting like a granola bar, it means that they are acting in an unstable and unprecedented manner, that it evokes concern to all individuals nearby. Like Nature Valley Granola Bars, which tend to disintegrate easily. If an individual's mental health and overall lifestyle is showing signs of decline and instability, one could say that they are acting like a granola bar. In closure, to act like a granola bar means that you are fucking Wilding and acting crazy asf.

Person 1 background: recently lost their job, about to be evicted, has gotten numerous restraining orders in the last few days, hasn't taken care of their hygiene in a long ass time, and is doing black tar heroin on the double.
"Hey bro, you see that thicc ass Boulder near the highway?"
Person 2: "yeah what about it?"
Person 1: " yo we should like totally drive full speed towards it, it would be like so poggers lol"
Person 2:" imma be real with you, you have been acting like a granola bar recently, I think we should have an intervention"

by reformedshibainu January 14, 2022

Act like a fucking fool

Hopes the best for your season at any sport

Ayo bro , you better act like a fucking fool this varsity season nigga

by Linky215 August 10, 2019

act like your peng

when you act like your popular and well fit and really good looking

you act like your peng but you aren’t

by guyinto November 1, 2017

Stop acting like a shemale

Saying used when you acknowledge that someone is a man, but a weak one.

My friend: That joke offended me!
Me: It's just a joke, stop acting like a shemale and grow a pair.

by CK-HVACR August 6, 2024

Act like a Girl/Boy Day

It is a simple thing, every 10th of each month, we do a gender swap, boys act like girls, and girls act like boys, easy right? Wring the boys wll have a tough rule, they have drama to deal with, complaints, have to do their nails, have to look pretty for their boyfriend, boys get an easy one which is pee, poop, work, and sleep while we have periods.

Oh hey its Act like a Girl/Boy day
*Turns into a girl* OH MY GOD JUST SHUT UP TYLER, NO ONE LOVES YOU... MY GOD BOYS ARE STUPID *One month passes* Hey boy wanna date?

Oh hey girlllll its time to act like a boy now! Nah, ima pee, shit, work then sleep.

by GreatBaconGamer June 1, 2018

Then I would like I’m supposed to act like you

An old internet meme used as an insult against ones personality

To a person kinda stupid: Then I would like I’m supposed to act like you

by Bettimusmaximus123 June 25, 2018

Acting like a little devil worshipper

When someone starts to question their religious faith or attending church services.

Kim: You going to Sunday Service next week?
Denise: I don't go to church anymore. I don't really believe in Jesus and all that anymore...
Kim: You acting like a little devil worshipper now. You need to go to church, girl.

by Chrrrruch July 28, 2022