down NOT across

Words of wisdom used when slitting ones wrists..

"hey emo kids remember, DOWN not ACROSS !!"

by betaMax September 12, 2005

accostco

Whey they should call costco because as soon as you walk through the fucking door 5 people demand to see your membership card.

accostco employee: CAN WE SEE YOUR MEMBERSHIP CARD PLEASE
shooper: chill the fuck out i'm not even in the door

by online handle September 18, 2006

Aerostele

A mother fucking goddess who is the tallest chick you know. She hella sweet, but thats probably because she is praying to the Lord every day of the week non-stop. She goes to church every Sunday. She is also hella fine, but be careful now, she may look like a 10/10 lay but if you get to the bedroom all you will find down there is a massive whopping 9 inch cock, but don't worry its only that long when its soft.

Guy 1: Dang that chick looks hella fine, I'd do her right now.
Guy 2: Watch out for her man I hear she's an Aerostele.
Guy 1: A what now?
Guy 2: Ya know, pretty much the best girl you'll ever meet, but she's got a dick that'll put everyone to shame.

by 420 Vanilla Rabbit 69 April 2, 2019

Across the Spiderverse

The sequel to Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse and also a Baller ass movie

Guy 1: Hey have you watched Across the Spiderverse?
Guy 2: Yes
*Guy 1 and 2 start making out*

by AmogustoastfardXD1000000000001 June 26, 2023

Motor boat across the river

The act of motor boating boobs that are nonexistent or have a huge canyon in between them.

Dude she wants me to motorboat her boobs.
You mean motor boat across the river, she has no boobs.

by eSalazarv1 February 26, 2011

a shot across the bow

Sitting on the toilet and letting loose a trumpet blast of a fart before taking a big dump.

"Hey Sarge! Did you here Jones just now in the head? Sounds like he (Fired A Shot Across The Bow) before he let loose one Hell of a depths charge!"

by Jack A. Lope December 30, 2018

five across the eyes

To slap someone across the face with the front or back of your hand.

Refers to the five fingers.

Say that again and ill give you five across the eyes!

by George December 19, 2004