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Emotional accountant

Everyone's favorite person in time of emotional outburst.
The one with wisdom, philosophy and patience who will listen to you and try his/her best, and usually succeed in making you calm and composed again.

And would probably make a balance sheet of your emotions before wandering away, till you try to find him/her next.

Generally doesn't charge you for service provided.
Dude 1: Look at Mike, he's everyone's emotional accountant.
Dude 2: Yeah I saw Kelly crying on his shoulders yesterday after her break up with Chad.
by bluejay24 August 23, 2010
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Chartered Accountant

An extremely dull person. Experts describe them as appallingly dull fellows, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful.
Person A: Katie Bennetts is a fully qualified chartered accountant.

Person B: haha - I KNOW!
by anon d1ckhead February 23, 2010
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Accountant

easy ass major. made for those who don't like or can't study. You see those kids partying their way through college and getting knocked up/STDs/wasted every night? Chances are they are an accountant. Or a just a psychology major.
Dan: Damnnn I'm so drunk and high right now, I guess I'll skip class tomorrow.

Tim: You're in school?! I thought you were like a dropout or something.

Dan: Naw man, I'm an accountant!!

Tim: Oh. That explains it.
by Shanaynayinyoface December 18, 2011
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Accountant

A person who wanted to be a lawyer but couldn’t get the grades.
Lawyer 1: he’s an accountant.....
Lawyer 2: geez it’s not that hard.....
by Thelexicon March 5, 2021
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PWC Accountant

One whom has an overbearing fetish of numbers and their mechanics.
smell of excitement after balance sheet is brought out
"PWC Accountants do that kinda thing..."
by Dashite July 10, 2003
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Tour Accountant

A make believe accountant that works for entertainers on the road.All they really do is run quickbooks,count money and make a percentage of every dollar taken.Most Tour Accountants are pompous,with no regard for practicality,and will step over dollars to save pennies.
We cant get paid tonight because the tour accountant says he has no money.(but earlier we saw the fuck sneaking into ruth chris steakhouse with a 500 dollar an hour hooker)
by Joe Roadie February 18, 2010
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Accountanomics

Accounting in a way that supports the subject's economic position.
Damn, I'm going to have to spend a few hours on accountanomics before I file my tax return.
by FineDefineer November 25, 2015
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