assman

A King of the ass and screwing girls. THEy know what they are doing up the poop shoot.

"I am the real assman"!

"JOe thinks he is such an assman".

by Mike Mags November 25, 2003

assman

A person that goes by the name of Bob Tucci.

The assman is a gay coach.

by Matt Bartosz October 23, 2003

Abstanol

A fake drug, which is both a play on common drug names and the word 'Abstanation'.

To abstain from sexual intercourse as a form of birth control.

Your significant other: What cheap forms of birth control are available?
You: Well, we already have Abstanol, which is 100% effective!

by Wind Priestess September 22, 2010

Assman

to run around with your pants down while exposing your inner bowels.

Eric was assmanning around the halls.

by Frank the tank October 15, 2003

assman

a pickle that talks dirty while mooning lettuce.

Did u see that assman tossing that salad?

by Frank the tank October 15, 2003

assman

Someone who periodically moons others

Jared has never gone a bus ride without mooning someone: what an assman.

by griff May 14, 2003

SIR Thomas asman

A 16 year old man with a mustache who wanders the woods in search of hidden planets and thinks he's been to alsaka in -100 degree weather also they think that freezing temperature starts at 30 degrees what a joke. They also smell like peanut butter, they endulge in many activities including games on the computer like tetris, light bike , and conquering the underworld with with his sword of 1000 truths which penatrate the wombs of a 1000 souls.

A SIR Thomas asman is like a pet dog, a litter of mice, oh so freshly killed roadkill like ground squirrel that live nativly to Idaho. they are also closly related to the common class retart who doesnt enjoy mustard on their sandwitches

by some purple panda May 25, 2010