abomination

A creature so horrible that if you look at it for to long, your eyes will start to bleed. Lives in drainpipes and grease pits surrounding high schools and universities. The origins of the abomination goes something like this: a giant plague infested sewer rat rapes an AIDS carrying orangutan, in the ass, while in the restroom of a 747. The orangutan proceeds to shit out the ass baby that was conceived. The baby abomination gets ejected out of the plane along with a large amount of shit. While falling, the abomination gets hit by lightning and catches fire. Upon reaching the ground, the flaming abomination slams into a mountain side at terminal velocity and then rolls down the side, hitting every rock on the way down. Baby Bom-Bom then reaches a cliff where it falls off, still on fire, and lands on the ugly tree, where it falls hitting every branch on the way down. It then falls into a campground, still on fire, where a family proceeds to beat it with sticks and stomp it out with their golf cleats. They then dump it into an outhouse that has a good 20 ft of shit in the bottom. Here the abomination matures, stewing in the shit of countless years.
Finally, the Abomination crawled out and made its home in the sewer system of a small north Georgia town.
The power of its ugliness attract other uglies like a magnet, so there is an excess amount of nasty in this town.
Seriously, this thing is so ugly that you will want to die when you see it. Its smell is indescribable, but this scenario may help. Take a very hairy, nasty, diseased, fat ,sweaty man with chronic diarrhea and then take a blow dryer to his ass. The warm air that cames off resembles the stench of the abomination.
Has a bad case of not shutting the fuck up and hair loss, but only on top of the head. Frequently likes to show off its ass crack which the sight and smell of kills unprepared people. If you ever come across the abomination, who will know it and you will never again be the same.

guy one: wassup want to drink some beers later?
guy two: yeah sure but first I have to.....OH FUCK!!!!!MY EYES!!!
guy one: wtf are you talking abo......JESUS CHRIST!!!MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!!!!WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL!!!
guy two: *gasp* it....its the....abomination....*cough*...must have crawled out of the drain pipe or the grease pit.....*hack*.. don't think im going to be able to see the same again.
guy one: OH SHIT ITS ABOUT TO SHOW US ITS ASS CRACK!!!! DONT LOOK WHATEVER YOU DO!!!DONT LO.............
(both die upon the revealing of the ass crack)

by thatguy77 January 27, 2008

abominable

Arousing disgust and hatred; detestable; loathesome. Very unpleasant; disagreeable.

You are ten thousand times so abominable in his eyes as the most hateful and venemous serpent is in ours.

by allison wonderland October 5, 2005

Anokina

A word used to describe any hot person you would like to bang the shit out of! This could be a milf, sexy, bangable, a big booty bitch, or someone you'd jizz in your pants at first look. Not a butterface. Hot body and face.

Person 1: Omg look at that hot ass chick!
Person 2: Is she the biggest Anokina or what?!

by iloveitwhenyoucallmebigmomma November 13, 2011

musical abomination

~abominable, scandalous music
~the opposite to an eargasm
~music which causes disgust or hatred
~downwright crap music, poor quality and repetitve sounds

#The Sex Pistols MAY HAVE BEEN SEEN AS a musical abomination to some weirdos
#Crazy Frog , although catchy for some people, certainly is one

by Pollie October 29, 2007

abotiom

when you get an abortion while the baby is coming out of your vaginal cavity.

alex had an abotiom because his husband spanked him to hard, during trundle times

by jimjamjeruselam January 24, 2015

Ayoki

Ayoki is a rare name given to the chosen ones. This name can be given to a female or male. Ayoki's are kind hearted and have a funny/annoying personality. The chances of being named "Ayoki" are very slim. The meaning of Ayoki is "The unique challenge". The pronunciation for Ayoki is "ie-yo-ki".

How is your day Ayoki

by Darreck Beccam November 22, 2021

abogie

A high school indian kid who bangs and is well respected among his peers

ayo wsg abogie

yo abogie did you slide on the opps?

by Mclovin2007 September 4, 2023