Abbot late

When you want to let your friends know that you'll be a bit late but your auto correct thinks you are the head of an abbey of monks.

Matt or something: Going to be abbot late, probably like 730
Me: is Abbot late an expression?
Matt or something: lol it is now

by Larg0 June 16, 2017

abbots orange

When Bass tells you to look something up and it isn’t fucking there

You looked it up on the internet and it was an abbots orange

by Billy the fucking bitch December 15, 2023

Abbot

Street name for the barbiturate Nembutal, named after the pharmaceutical company that manufactured it until 1999. See also yellow jackets.

It is believed Marilyn Monroe died of an abbot overdose.

by pandaKrusher September 21, 2022

abbotion

The induction of a fetal abortion in the minor relative by means of the father repeatedly running over the abdomen of his sister, daughter, or, rarely, cousin, with his wheelchair.

After receiving the news that his sister was 9 weeks pregnant with his child. Greg awaited her return home impatiently, in his wheelchair, plotting an ambush abbotion.

by Korn Holio September 4, 2021

abbot

a person, most commonly christian, who publicly emphasizes religious identity, particularly through symbols such as "✝️" and bible verses e.g. "Jeremiah 29:11" in their bio or username, yet frequently engages in judgmental or hateful behavior toward others in comment sections.

the comments were fine until an abbot started hating on everyone for no reason

by juzekjurski December 27, 2025

Abbot St Bukkake

When the you get on your knees and look up to the sky waiting for a group of men to throw ropes on your face.

Wow look at Nick’s face he looks like he just finished up an Abbot St Bukkake

by 134man April 25, 2024

Abbot St Bukkake

After drinking at the Heritage, and you get on your knees and look up to the sky waiting for a group of guys to throw ropes on your face.

Wow look at Billy’s face, he must have just finished up an Abbot St Bukkake.

by 134man April 25, 2024