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Freudian Autocorrect

When your spellchecker writes what your subconscious mind is thinking.
Person 1: "Sure, I'd love to cock with you."

Person 1: "Cook! I meant cook!"

Person 2: "That was definitely a Freudian autocorrect."
by Disentropy April 27, 2020
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Damn you autocorrect!

The exclamation you commonly make when the autocorrect feature in your phone maliciously decides to "correct" your text message spelling in the worst way possible.

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> Wanna come over for lunch?
# No thanks, I'm so full, I just ate two foot-long hot dongs.
> I bet you just gobbled those right up!
# Damn you autocorrect!!
by Trixtah December 4, 2010
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des's autocorrect

When you turn autocorrect on because your typos were turning against you but then even your autocorrect turns against you.
Example:

Person 1: yoo you there? you suddenly disappeared lmao

Person 2: SORRY MY WIFE WENT, i swear to god its so slow.

Person 1: I'm sorry- WHAT?

Person 2: WAIT I MEANT MY WIFE
WIFE
WIFI
bruh

Person: poor you, you have des's autocorrect.
by Sir Kyrie October 20, 2021
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Autocorrect

A piece of crap that makes a sentence that makes sense nonsense
Me: *types* autocorrect sucks it should go to hell
Autocorrect: autocucumber ducks it should go to he’ll
by an idiot October 5, 2020
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Autocorrecting

When a friend or someone in your group keeps correcting everything you say.

When you are talking or telling a story and a person in your group keeps interrupting you and correcting everything that you say.
I’m tired of Sophia constantly autocorrecting me every time I make a grammar mistake.

If Liv autocorrects me one more time about some stupid detail when I’m telling a story I’m going to knock her silly.
by tsteele937 May 31, 2023
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Autocorrect Slip

It's like a Freudian slip, but it's specifically when autocorrect changes what you typed to say something revealing or true.
*texting*
Person 1: Brant is so shifty.
Person 2: Shifty is a good way to describe him.
Person 1: Oh, did it autocorrect to shifty? I typed shitty... But he is shifty af.
Person 2: Hahaha autocorrect slip.
by DJradiotic February 7, 2020
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autocorrect theory

The theory that your phone’s autocorrect is in tune with your brain. To the point where it can generate sentences out of nothing
“ The fbi is spying on us and we are going to be in a war with them for the rest of our lives”

Bro what?”
Sorry, just testing the autocorrect theory
by Mima is real March 19, 2023
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