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No one asked

Quite possibly the best comback in the history of comebacks. Can be used in any situation, like when your getting bullied, just respond with this and they will immediatly shut up.
Bully: Your so dumb, no one even cares about you!
Me: No one asked
Bully: Has a brain aneurysm and dies on the spot
by Bucko January 13, 2020
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everybody asked

An impossible occurrence. It's simply not physically allowed by our universe. On other realities, where it is actually possible to a degree, it happens when a statement is so relevant that it is not stupid to remark the fact that everyone had a certain question
+: The fox says something similar to AAAAAAA
-: everybody asked
by IsThatParvitz April 22, 2023
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me trying to find who asked

guy 1: i got a haircut yesterday
guy 2: me trying to find who asked
by cringe060 March 15, 2022
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cope plus malding plus i didnt asked

These are every twitter users comeback, they will use this to make fun of you. To avoid falling into this trick, simply don't download Twitter you fucking idiot.
Twitter user: kpop industry is so cool!!!!

You: Actually, it's pretty corrupted.

Twitter user: I see, you have a different opinion. Prepare for death. cope plus malding plus i didnt asked.
by AAAAAAAAAAA #2 March 4, 2022
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Nobody asked

A saying that is so cringy that I will slap you through your monitor and make you suck my ass
Person 1: *states opinion*
Person 2: nobody asked

Person 1: man shut yo bitch ass up like nobody asked that you could be so cringy
by Charlie Houle March 30, 2022
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Who asked?

Who asked? is a term used by sluts and should only be used correctly (see example below) it's a low life insult and a better one should be used instead of this cringe worthy sentence. Most people know exactly when to use it and are gods at doing it, and the others are usually Tik tokers, Roblox kids, Dumbfucks, Gacha life kids, and low life scumbags that know very little in English communication and would rather watch the world laugh at the stupidity in their hands.

For the people who use it correctly, are most likely at the top already, and are well known in the community where they are. For most people, they will brush it off, but men don't, they will assault the mind of the whomst asked, if they are required too.

if you are a member of this so called "insult" I advise, seek the comeback of "You did dumbass..." and watch them deny the fact they are mental.
Bad use
A: "So anyway that's why we all should run y'know?"
B: "Hey who asked?"
A: "My fuckin friends- Who asked you to bump in?"
Good use
T: "So does anyone have any questions about the test?"
A: "Miss! umm who?"
T: "... Who wha-"
A: "WHO ASKED OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" (get it cause nobody likes teachers? ahahahah kill me)
by meth bitch June 21, 2021
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Who Asked

A definition that a rude middle/high schooler would give you. Grants a high probability of getting punched in the nuts and make you reflect life decisions.
(Zeke)- Brooo, that chick was kinda hot

(Random kid)- Who Asked?
by Soupy Man 69 April 27, 2021
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